Wanda 💀

Mets fan. Recovering attorney. Daughter of Dominican immigrants. Solidarity Forever. She/her. Protect trans kids.

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

When all the reporters say their names at the beginning of 60 Minutes, they should also say what schools they went to like NFL players do.

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

@GuntherEagleman @mcuban Since Elon doesn't pay taxes, he's not fucking funding it either

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@TomMcGuinness Typos lordy

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@TomMcGuinness Indeed I am there. Join me. Did the Grammys on emersion
Wednesday

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@michaelbd69 @AndraKierstead @SageKnowsAll You got the first part right and then misspelled "princess of Wales became obsessed with dressing like Meghan."

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

@elonmusk Oh my god you're so fucking corny. You don't have to destroy America just because we all think you're a herb.

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

@_dehydration_ @PostinThruIt @Pinko69420 When they're on my side, they're successful and smart. When they're on the other side, they're just another POC diversity hire..

Shut the fuck up.

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

@FirstDerivative

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@krallopian @xai lol

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YUCK

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@Salierite @DreAllDay @SussexHenryVIII Lmao

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@realLukeTrees @CollegeSportsO @RedditCFB 🤣

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

@Rob_Z_31 Not at all

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

Sit and sigh contentedly

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

You’re in London, what do you do first?

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

@Rob_Z_31 I'm sorry, friend

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Remember when there used to be all of these articles about people in Europe living longer than Americans because they drink red wine and eat olive oil?

Turns out it was universal healthcare all along."

[Wanda 💀 @ThatWMD]

Gee, I wonder why

[Scott Gottlieb, MD 🇺🇸 @ScottGottliebMD]

'Ohio is on the list of states with a growing number of whooping cough cases in a warning from CDC... The state has reported more than 1,188 cases so far this year. That is more than 550 cases above the 632 cases confirmed for all 12 months of 2023.'
https://t.co/Yun6EjmXyv

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@GoGoHoFo Unthinkable

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This is just fucking awful

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@lukeisamazing That is baffling. Smells lib-y to me.