Euneeda Biscuit

Star of the 'Euneeda Know Show'
I'm 75, single and ready to make you jingle.

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I eat it anyway. #truthtuesday

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My #NewYearResolution is to do more kegel exercises. I gotta keep going and going and going.

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I have arrived at #24twostep it's like jazzersize!!
#danceraydance

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Mmm... Can I pick up one of those at the Piggly Wiggly? I can make it bones make tones! @mrbobbybones #boner https://t.co/SN7BmWicWG

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I deliver a baby in Cledus T. Judd's new video 'Honeymoon' premiering tmrw on CMT Pure & http://t.co/Wos6noL7JP!

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Christmas dinner gives me a little gas... http://t.co/SjFwVJ4g

[Webisode Wednesday @LadyAWebisode]

5-1-5-0 Somebody call the po-po is about right in this weeks webisode @LadyAuntB @EuneedaBiscuit @ladyantebellum http://t.co/Ryeu6fxu

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What in the world is a condom star? That's the most ridiculous song I've ever heard. What?? Oh...It's called Gangham Style??

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I am so confused. I thought that Honey Boo Boo girl was running for president...

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A kit to restore your virginity?! Horse puckey. My kegel exercises trick my men into thinking I'm a virgin every time. http://t.co/moO6HJcL

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Apparently I'm not the only one who likes to go commando. Hamm's ham is no match for my camel toe!

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These olympics really get me going! I like a man who knows how to nail his dismount.

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I'm spending my Saturday night with the male gymnasts. I'd like to see some of these moves in my bedroom. #Olympics2012

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Forget looks. I wish Instagram could make my vagina FEEL like it did in 1974.

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This happens to me on a daily basis.

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What's the big deal with this '50 Shades of Grey'?? I've got 50 shades of grey...50 shades of grey hair on my crotch, that is.

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I know a good deal when I see one!

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It's hotter than a tamale out there today...so hot that I had to double the layer of deodorant I put under my breasts!

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You could look as sexy as I do. My cut out is modeling at @LauraBellBundy's booth at CMA Fest all weekend!

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I'm celebrating Memorial Day with a sunburn redder than the stripes on the American flag. Any soldiers wanna come rub aloe all over me??