Lady Aunt Bella

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

it is with sadness I regret to inform u of the passing of lady aunt bella. she choked by stuffing 2 many beloved deviled eggs in her mouth.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

I'm so sorry @hunterhayes. apparently there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. #callme

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

I just ate an entire can of beans. looks like it's gonna be a bubble bath tonight for me.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

the prettiest light of Xmas are the taillights

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

thanks for my Xmas gift @Lukebryanonline. you know my figure so well. those victoria secret models got nothing on me in this silk nighty.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

hope everyone is having a merry Christmas.... except those turds from @ladyantebellum of course.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

lady aunt b's main rule of life to live by: always look out for #1. and don't step in #2 either.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

Hung out with Willie Nelson last night. We both took a rascal scooter down memory lane.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

I asked God for a new car but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

you know I've never been to jail, but I did get stuck in a pair of skinny jeans at an Old Navy once.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

is it whiskey o'clock yet?

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

‎69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

If beer is proof that God loves us, then hangovers are proof that he has a sadistic sense of humor.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

hey all you hippies. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

I should've known it wasn't going to work out btw @blakeshelton and I. after all I'm a picses and he's an a**hole.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

if it's the end of the world and I die not getting to bag @dariusrucker I'm gonna be so pissed. #comeovercomeovercomeover

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

what kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay? deviled eggs

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

i'm proud to accept my nomination for a Granny Award on behalf of my label Sunny Records for best Christmas album.

[Lady Aunt Bella @LadyAuntB]

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "if I could fly i'd probably take a crap on charles kelley's head first"