King Myshkin

picker, grinner, lover, sinner

[Han🇩🇿 @Han31506417073]

Back when i was a gloomy teenager i started smiling as a habit cause i thought it would trick my brain into releasing happiness hormones, it didn’t work but it made me look more friendly and thus people approached me more which was what ultimately lifted up my mood.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

@Howlingmutant0 Did you get hacked

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

@fleshsimulator I always love it when flesh’s inner liberal finds a megaphone

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I miss Kate so badly that I physically hurt.

It's been a week since we were together. She's still in Australia sorting her visa.

I feel more stressed. My emotions are stunted. My thoughts are cloudy and my mood has dipped.

It just hurts everywhere.

[Ragi @DekuDR2]

im gonna get a girlfriend with a fat pussy and ask her to fake moan for me when i fuck her with my 3.5 inch cock

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

@TheAlbaApe @Catholic_Astro @leboyneski Why would his ancestors come to America if it’s so shit

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

@wylfcen Everyone immediately agrees with him on everything. No criticism, but they also never add anything to the conversation.

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

@wylfcen It sucks that utilitarianism fits useful for reality, not whatever world where a utility monster exists

[Kiyan Anthony Burner @0nly1Melo]

@Rawdog_Ryan @sophieisawitch Dream job. Running door for the golden gate bridge. Identifying jumpers on vibes. And possibly riddles.

[דוב @dwb138204334154]

@martyrmade If Israel are terrorists, then so are the U.S. They’ve committed the same acts.

[🔻🚀 Insert 🇵🇸🪂 @Insert66438804]

My wife has started doing what she calls “Israeli tickling” which is where she tickles me and then screams if I retaliate at all.

[. @LizzlePng]

@TimsDatDude na if im smackin dat shit right i gta say it, i know she lyin but so what lol

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

@M0chaSquirrel

[King Myshkin @Euronitus]

Chainsaw man part 2 reads like a parody of the actual chainsaw man part 2 that doesn’t exist

[rune sword @runesword1]

advice to the younger generation:
skip the degree.
recruit 5-10 horrible bastards.
become brigands.

[Aiz @whirrwh0re]

A sexual fantasy of mine is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me