Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅
Drag race entrance lines used to be like “hey, wow” and now it’s like “cats eat mice and anteaters eat ants, if Miss Diarrhea Dupree Williams doesnt win then I will shit my pants”
my adhd isn’t funny or quirky - it’s depressing. it’s not being able to focus when you WANT to. it’s not being bored at your job, it’s feeling like a failure of a friend because no matter how hard you’re trying, you just can’t listen