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Ardent defender of the Oxford comma, public lands, and the Phoenix Suns.

[geraldo perdomo pr manager @aleenawateronly]

they will never make me hate this franchise

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

All 13 hits from our record-breaking inning. 😅

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@nicole_maestas You've come so far

[Arizona Diamondbacks | Stats & Info @DbacksStatsInfo]

Game 1, 2001 World Series
October 27th

Game 1, 2023 World Series
October 27th

22 years to the day.

See you Friday.

#EmbraceTheChaos

[fredward @_fredward_4]

This is uhhhh *does the math* very bad

[Luke Lapinski @LukeLapinski]

All the Diamondbacks had to do was go 4-0 on the road and now they finally get a home playoff game.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

We’d like 3 more of these please and thank you. 😌

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@mikalalugen I pay $70/year for Microsoft Office Suite across all my devices. It lets me use word, excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, etc. on as many devices as I want and I think it came with a free TB of cloud storage too.

[fredward @_fredward_4]

Devin Armani Booker

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@_fredward_4 Arizona sports fans with two good teams??

Practically unstoppable

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@mikalalugen @nytimes Lmao no kidding

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@_fredward_4 Not even the apocalypse can get between me and my civic duty

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@_fredward_4 Frfr

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

When the roommate sends you a video of him picking up dog shit and the caption reads "thinking of you".

Feeling the love today lol

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@JammersPJ I'm genuinely surprised that you never saw it before now

[🦎 @Ev_Salamander]

@JammersPJ Honestly very unexpected lmao