Eva Beatrice

Least accurate Eva impersonator.
(Could contain spoilers through reposts, sorry).

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

Once I figure out this whole Twitter thing, you will never earn back your peace of mind again!

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroAnge ...Is it really that bad?

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@DraconicAccord It'll be about a kilogram so sure.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

Why did I even make this poll? If Eva ever got shot by a seagull, it would clearly be her fault!

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

If a seagull could pick up a gun, who would it shoot first, me or Rosa?

It can always happen, you know.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@DraconicAccord Would you like a quicker death or a bit of gold whilst you die a lot slower?

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroAnge @RosaUmineko Errr.... I just remembered I was baking myself cookies, see you later.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroAnge @RosaUmineko Ange..., I've seen the things you read.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@RosaUmineko Do try not to fall down a flight of stairs.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroAnge @RosaUmineko Please don't show me what you "learn" afterwards...

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroKyrie Yes, yes, I get it. You don't need to hammer it home, you're so annoying. I'm adding your name to the next poll.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

If a seagull could pick up a gun, who would it shoot first, me or Rosa?

It can always happen, you know.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@RosaUmineko I hope that is not referring to me.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroKyrie Isn't it better to have Maria be a little hyper than cry or whine about random things? I guess Rosa has never thought about that yet, hehehe... Oh fine, your reasoning is sound enough, if only because poor little Maria never gets treats from her own mother.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroKyrie I, for one, didn't know that. After all, isn't candy the fastest way to quiet a child? Err... I suppose a kid like Ange was always a little quiet... Ugh, fine.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@RosaUmineko Somehow I feel responsible for this, even though I'm clearly not. Maybe Beatrice should just adopt her.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@UshiroKyrie Well, "whoever closest" sounds like a good pick, that is until you remember seagulls are very selfish. If they were to have a gun, they would use it to continue robbing people for food. And who usually has food on them? That would be Rosa, to stop Maria's occasional outbursts.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@YoshiyaTrash Ehehehe, I'll add more options next time...

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@BlackBattlerU I'd never allow it to be one.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@RosaUmineko @KraussCoin I haven't even insulted you yet! Uh, I'm sure you and Eva have a uhm... a... it's... uh...

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@BlackBattlerU Personally, it's one of the best kinds. Seagulls are loud enough, the guns will just make it more entertaining.

[Eva Beatrice @EvaBearice]

@RosaUmineko Uhm... it feels different hearing that from you... Not necessarily in a good way but... thank you?