Eva Wilhelm

I will forever love you if you buy me soda bc I won’t let myself buy it (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

If you don’t support the use of the Oxford comma, I’m not sure we can be friends

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@ColtsKurt @KevinStraub10 @barstoolindy They’re probably from one of the coasts 🙄

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

I need a bf*

*better financialsituation

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@danielhowell @doddleoddle AHHH

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

So only unattractive women “claim they’re raped.” But rapists only target attractive women. Steven knows this because that’s who he would rape—hypothetically, of course! And yet, no attractive women claim they’re raped.

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@maryplaysflute WELCOME!

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@MeganStonerIN @suptdrmccormick But a lot of schools give out temporary licences to people without teaching degrees or licenses bc that’s how desperate they are for teachers

[Jennifer McCormick @mccormickforgov]

As a result of over a decade of poor policy leading to a teacher workforce crisis, now…a teacher in Indiana requires…

✅no degree
✅no teaching exams
✅no teacher prep program training
✅no license

Think about that.

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

It’s a listen to Philip Glass in the shower kind of day

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@barelybrock 😂my bad. I just figured you were feeling nostalgic or something lol

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@barelybrock We still need to make Alex watch it

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

My phone will autocorrect words that are words into other words, but won’t fix my actual misspellings 🙄

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

Summer drives in the middle of nowhere-yeah, I miss that shit

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@nakednija @AutumnDowell @CoachBettag Ah yes. Always the teachers’ fault

[Julia Lepetit Wants You to Vote @JuliaLepetit]

When life takes you for a bad ride for the millionth time in a short time span

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@barelybrock That’s incredible. Congrats!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lil Hobbs. He recently joined a water aerobics class. Likes the water. Not so sure about the aerobics. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

@GeographyNow Y’all literally acting as if he isn’t aware of what’s happening in the world. he puts good effort into his videos & can’t just make one instantly. You don’t know how much time he has on any given day. This video is 26 seconds long. He literally took less than 1 min for a joke

[Eva Wilhelm @EvaWilhelm11]

Genuinely one of the best nights of my life 🖤 @doddleoddle #buildaproblem