Evan Barresi

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Pre-workout? Bro just think about threats to global democracy and western liberal values

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@tszzl Or: initial reaction of traders was that net demand in LR for compute actually does go down, algos ran with that initial signal, and the majority haven’t come to the conclusion / made up their minds that that thesis is wrong

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@ModelTrainMax The ark of the paper mache universe is long

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@ModelTrainMax Never seen you and @jackharlow in the same room together come to think of it

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Kyrgios by a billion in the finals, calling it now #USOpen

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

RIP Shinzo, was a real one #ShinzoAbe

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@santib96 Ahora mismo

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@Nazareth_bedoya Without a doubt this puppy

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Truly we live in the Golden Age of toothpaste. So many banger options to choose from that weren’t around 5 years ago

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Nadal being 108-3 overall at Roland-Garros is banana-land territory of sports stats

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

All this student loan discourse got me thinking we shouldn’t be sending less ppl to art/acting school, we need to be sending more. Need way more ppl working on putting out Netflix bangers ASAP

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Tax day, Jefferey Skilling

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@santib96 Love tiramisu

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Would be cool if flight upgrades/seating were a trivia-based, zero sum game where you had to defend your first class or window seat from a middle seat challenger

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@ZMarkle_00 Amina thoo

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Done with investment banking, need to find some hobbies or something. What do people do?

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

@ModelTrainMax I’ll give it a look

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Just walked a quarter mile in downtown and saw 2 piles of human shit. SF is so fucking back baby

[Evan Barresi @EvanBarresi]

Nadal is on a warpath. You love to see it