RogueyB

Evan, amateur shit poster 🐿️

He/Him

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

Wish I didn't have to work so I could goon all day

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

America is totally unprepared for the Great Synchronized Walking War

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

Love that they included the job centre in this for some reason as if offenders don't need this..

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government says they will bring in Restriction Zones for serious offenders released from October

[Ed Leon Klinger @edleonklinger]

Take all the water being used by UK data centres and double it.
Then double that.
Then double that.
Then double that.
Then double that.
Then double that.
Then double that.
Then double that.

Congratulations - you now have half as much water as the UK water system loses every year due to leaks.

[marcuscmoore @dalgaDH]

Im gonna build a big tesco on top of dobbys grave. Fuck that little prick

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

The only thing that has got me through my assignments this week has been The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and I'm forever grateful for your guys' service

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

Londoners are mortified that Burnham will start insisting Derry be called Manchesterderry

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

Just found out shabana Mahmood is gonna be internal minister, absolutely devastated

[🇵🇸🌊⭐Monty SAW ITZY 🍭🍒 @Maletsgo101]

hopping on this trend!

[j,xoxo $⃝ @SlayyytersClit]

chudai xcx

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

@imgnakilludawg It's father's day here too..

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

So is this just epigenetics orrrr

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

Being the third in a threesome with a gay couple is the fucking BEST bro. Like you have the best sex of your life and then you get to hang out with Bert and Ernie for like 20 minutes afterwords

[Colin Walker @colinwalker79]

Significantly more land is used for growing biofuels than is used for solar

You can’t eat biofuels

But I never hear any complaints about that

(You can’t eat ‘golf’ either)

[Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy... @Blacephalussy]

YOUR PUSSY'S MOVESET:
Smog 🏭
Muddy water 🤢
Infestation 🦀
Tar Shot 🙊
MY PUSSY'S MOVESET:
Life Dew 💧
Floral Healing 🌺
Aromatherapy 😌
Lunar Dance 🌕

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

mmmmm rotten flesh

[RogueyB @EvanC135]

@imgnakilludawg Real sister

[Dreii🍃BFF2029 @Trongel7090]

"You will burn in the deepest pits of hell for being gay!!"

Pits 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Rotherham, England replaced 8 miles of mowed grass with wildflowers.

They saved £25,000 in mowing costs a year and bees, butterflies, and birds showed up almost immediately.

You don’t need to wait for your city to act. Start small in your own patch:

🏡 Let your front verge or sidewalk strip go wild this spring

🌻 Toss a few native wildflower seed balls into neglected spots

🌱 Stop mowing one strip and see what shows up

📧 Contact your city government. One email from one person has started initiatives like this before

One person. One small patch. Real habitat.

Your street could be next.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales)

We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern)

We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish)

We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges)

We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us).

We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish)

We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms)

We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground.

There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig)

We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents.

What the heck do you need fairies for?

[Despotic Inroad @DespoticInroad]

I'll vote for literally anyone, from mental Trot to boring lib to neo-fascist, that can tie Liverpool & Manchester together as one de facto city/functional economic area, linked by high-speed rail + dense, integrated tram/bus networks.

It's 30 miles distance, lads – two-thirds the length of the Central Line. One big, North-Western megacity with a 4.5-million-strong labour market, advanced industrial clusters, top universities, a massive visitor/night-time/cultural economy, a major transatlantic port & relatively affordable housing. A genuine counterweight to London in the cradle of industrial modernity.

Just. Get. It. DONE. (And onwards to a trans-Pennine high speed rail megalopolis encompassing Leeds-Sheffield-Hull etc etc. obvs.)