Evan Ferrell

HEY LITTLE GIRL! I DON'T LIKE CHERRY. IT UPSETS MY STOMACH!

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“Cats are free everywhere!” -@ClarkCWright

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*Jen listening to Dawes and singing every now and then*
“You should ask Dawe if he needs a background singer.” -@jenna_kufeldt

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“I’m always scared to yell at kids, because if they say “No”, then that’s it.” -@ClarkCWright

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“Babe...you wanna know what I do for a living?” -@jenna_kufeldt
“...what?” -me “musician”- Jenna

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“Can you believe we’ve married a year and a half probably?” -@jenna_kufeldt

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peter lmao #bachelor

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“Just squeeze my sack a couple times.” -@JonahBaldy

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*Playing Heads Up with friends. Movie to get is ‘Lara Croft: Tombraider’. “Her dad is Indiana Jones!” -@jenna_kufeldt

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“Hi, I’m Lee, Brutal Lee, Brutal Lee Honest. Imma punch ya.” @jdclass

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“Aw man! I got pesto on my vesto!” -@jenna_kufeldt

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*picks up phone and puts it to ear “What’s that? Stocks? Sell em’!” -@ClarkCWright

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I'm the king of story repeating.

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“I’m just ready to put my feet up and get these bandaids off my nipples.” -@jenna_kufeldt

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“Cats are sharp, man!” -@ClarkCWright

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“Above and behove” -@Banana18Hannah

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“I’m black jeanless right now and I feel like a fraud.” -@ClarkCWright

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“If there’s a river near by, I’m gettin in it.” -@ClarkCWright

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“My dads in love with Aubrey Plaza?” -me

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Band named called it: Gentle Murmuring

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@BWI_Airport We have had 1 flight get cancelled and now our replacement flight to BWI is delayed. How can the conditions be normal? @SouthwestAir