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You probably won't find my Twitter as funny as I do. 2006 TIME Person of the Year. Go Hawks.

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

*Proud corporate-working adult voice*
NICE

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@SoDakStBandMan @BHGP I’m pretty sure Joel Klatt thinks every FCS game is played in an open field without fans

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@ChadLeistikow Too much offense

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@The_Pi_Hole Yes but I'd read them better if you shared them via bluesky or mastodon

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@uiowa 2025: The year of playing Jeopardy correctly

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

What is the Hawkeye Wave?

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@ScottDochterman Hard to blame Nebraskans for not knowing most reporters don't wear the colors of the team they cover

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@SoDakStBandMan We can all agree on one thing: Fuck Nebraska

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@SoDakStBandMan I'm an Iowa fan, I need SOME joy in my life

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@CrossFitGames Wow that was a lot of words to say you morons aren't firing Dave Castro

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@iAMKluver This is the correct answer

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

This isn't even the best formation in the pregame routine

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

The perfect formation.

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@Cusimaniac The time has come to... push the (execution) button

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@marcmorehouse They can take away our Outback Bowl but they can't take away our Outback Bowl state of mind

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@iAMKluver Okay thank you that makes me feel less insane

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@Cusimaniac The universe hears you and wants you to know you don't deserve excitement

[ΣVAN @EvanFromIowa]

@Cusimaniac Too bad I can't read