Evan Goldberg

Evan Goldberg, 🏳️‍🌈, Survivor Fanatic, Bates College class of 2019, MS @HarvardBiostat 2021, Biostatistician II @HarvardCBAR | He/Him/His

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Super effective (nat 20)

[portgas d. trace @traceyfanclub]

bulbasaur stuns on the oscars red carpet

[sam prevot @s_prevot]

genuinely shocked how hard it is for any of these players to simply say

“we were carried away in the celebration when we laughed at the joke. this is no excuse but we realize we have to do better. we are sorry.”

just did it for you! feel free to copy and paste!

[Prince of Ponderosa @gotnothingforya]

Found this in my notes

[Brody @britmebaby]

When people use the word "juxtaposition" I imagine that beforehand their heart beats really fast and they think "I'm about to say it!"

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

"Why is Nedeljkovic in there" is still killing me

[Evan Goldberg @EvanGoldberg96]

@missy_steak Ilya rims Shane and it feels so good that Shane tries to shift himself so he isn’t on his stomach before he *messes up the sheets*and ends up like slamming his ass into Ilya’s face.

[e - alex @captainrozanov]

i love my country the san jose sharks

[🐰 @kibblebrini]

wow that was completely and utterly devastating to read

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Somewhere out there the Drag Race writing crew is feverishly working on a “Heated Ru-valry” acting challenge for next season

[Benjamin Coach Wade @the_real_coach]

NDA stands for Not Dragonslayer Applicable

[PokezillaZ @PokezillaZ_07]

There's a whole game explaining why this is a bad idea

[Evan Goldberg @EvanGoldberg96]

@aolWire Wow, I'm just a cog in your continuous movie watching scheme I guess 🙄

[𝜗𝜚 m JARVIS CRAVE 🏆 @nyetminder]

there’s something so beautiful about the ducks beating the oilers. this is like those 2010 dawn dish soap commercials

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

💅WELCOME BACK, QUESTING QUEENS!

The trailer for Dimension 20: Dungeons & Drag Queens season 2 has arrived!

#DungeonsAndDragQueens

[Evan Goldberg @EvanGoldberg96]

@aolWire Jokes aside, you totally can but I think it’s fun to have some kind of community connection whether that be where you grew up, went to college, where you live now, team friends/family are fans of, etc. but any reason to support a team are valid

[Evan Goldberg @EvanGoldberg96]

@aolWire No!

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I feel so bad for those of you whose tv stations air Jeopardy before Wheel. It’s just not right. Wheel is the much needed mental warm up for Jeopardy. I’m not performing at my best without a light hors d’oeuvre of Wheel of Fortune

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

she should be competing in olympic breaking today