EP Hatter

Human | Musician | Cincy Sports

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

Unhinged things @serffcourt says. A thread.

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

Who else is ready for World Cup After Dark? If it’s anything like MLS After Dark, oh boy lol

[Henry Bushnell @HenryBushnell]

FIFA (supposedly) has rules for broadcasters during World Cup hydration breaks.

Fox broke them during the very first game, and even missed match action showing commercials...

https://t.co/HuB2nOuQBD

[Maximiliano Bretos @MaxBretosSports]

Telemundo announcers during hydration break saying “the World Cup is ours, we are not going to take a break (from the action).”
#WorldCup

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the trump administration has a standing executive order they’re arguing for at the supreme court that would have denied balogun american citizenship, by the way

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📺 Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to NOT show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks."

"We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

If that was Miles Robinson, yall would be out with pitchforks. But since it’s Richards we gonna be cool?

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

If @DukeEnergy don’t fix this outage before the USMNT plays, imma cry.

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

@xXJoshhyXx @FOXSports I miss when ESPN had the broadcasting rights.

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

Everyone should just change the channel. Fox will notice the downward spike during those times.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

All it took was literally the second hydration break for FOX to run too many commercials and miss some live action.

Absolutely ridiculous conceit.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

@rcargile131568 @tombogert @PaulTenorio NT performances have been bad. Especially his last time out a lot was on him.

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

Albright… what have you got to lose? #AllForCincy #FCCincy

[Felipe Cárdenas @FelipeCar]

I’m told that Josef Martínez and Club Tijuana have mutually parted ways; contract terminated.

The Venezuelan international is open to a move back to MLS.

[Tactical Football Review @TFRHQ5]

🚨🎙️| Rodrigo De Paul on the level of the MLS:

“People underestimate this league too much because they only watch clips on social media. The MLS is far more competitive than people think. Every game is intense, physical and demanding. You don’t get space easily here and every team fights until the final minute.

I’ve played at the highest level and I can tell you honestly, this league is much tougher than people give it credit for. In my opinion, it’s a more difficult environment than the Saudi league because here the intensity, rhythm and traveling make everything harder. Anyone who truly understands football and watches matches with a football brain can see that immediately.

There’s a reason why players like Messi continue to shine here and still speak highly about the level. He sees the work, the tactics and the competitiveness every single week. People think it’s easy because they only focus on the highlights, but when you actually play here, you realize how demanding it really is.”

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

The fact that @DukeEnergy has doubled their rates from a year ago is absolutely disgusting. Corporate greed at its finest.

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Thomas Massie and I don’t agree on much.

But billionaires and special interest groups spent $35 million in Kentucky to unseat one conservative congressman — all because he stood up to Trump.

It’s everything that's wrong with our politics today.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

massie's defeat proves that the republican party is a pro epstein pro israel cult led by their cult leader, epstein affiliate, servant of israel - donald trump.

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

Bro you spent $35 million on a primary. This isn’t the flex you think it is. Those Massie voters aren’t gonna fall in line. Could be for a rude awakening come November in KY district 4.

[Steven Cheung @StevenCheung47]

Do not ever doubt President Trump and his political power. Fuck around, find out.

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

Yoooooooo. Wild end. All I can see is the assist Jabari had in the playoffs last year. Gotta get this guy the ball in the air more often.

[FC Cincinnati @fccincinnati]

Tom Barlow delivers the equalizer at the death! 🤯

[EP Hatter @EvanHatter]

@andrew_wiebe Foul the led to Miami’s 4th goal. Still looks like the call should have been against Miami. Denkey pushed from behind into the Miami player.