Evan Kellar

Hotty Toddy

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@dakota_bruhh Man that ain't how I said it

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

bae: come over

me: I don't have a car all I have are my roller blades

bae: my parents aren't home

me: https://t.co/Ca4D68zcVF

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@CauseWereGuys @MeganMaximo

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@aleeasophia @stockstill3 That was me, but my wife made me delete my account after that. Be quiet Aleea.

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@dakota_bruhh Back porch at 6:00 tonight for therapy session. If I had MySpace, you wouldn't be on my top friends anymore after that tweet.

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@dakota_bruhh Just use wheat bread instead of white bread.

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@dakota_bruhh She said she didn't.

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@dakota_bruhh Like this

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@cpstockstill Ight

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@CauseWereGuys @sjhillery

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@SteveStfler @stockstill3

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@MeganMaximo ight

[Evan Kellar @EvanKellar]

@_hal3s

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Shit son https://t.co/EmclWElRib

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Can't stop laughing 😭 https://t.co/1schQO7uJU

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That guy at a party thats absolutely positive he's getting laid https://t.co/uIhSOuP1XP

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

when the food is nasty but you ain't trying to hurt someone's feelings

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3rd Time's a charm! #HYDR