Evan Ü

WMU Exercise Science and Dietetics BS. Fitness Lover.

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

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[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@iLuisLmao Then don't

[Kaitlin B Curtice @KaitlinCurtice]

Women:
RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS TRUMP TRAVEL BAN. Wow!

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

Waiting 20 minutes for my @tacobell is utterly ridiculous. I could make a burrito faster

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

College has become a rough cycle of not doing homework at home, doing it in class, and then not paying attention in class, and missing other assignments and homework talked about in class

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

I never tweet but I have the most amazing girlfriend damn

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@WMUSocial You're*

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Teachers who give out projects on the first day of class give me plenty of time about how I can go about BSing it

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

Michiganders:
"Omg I love the snow can't wait for it"
Also Michiganders:
"Snow is finally here let's forget how to drive"

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@HaegerJohn Money is really all you're good for

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

So since 2018 is coming when is @tacobell gonna start delivering?

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@CollinGatien1 No one just making simple observations

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Everyone's posting photos of their new square on their wrist... I mean Apple watch #Nonflattering

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@Bobby_Boldt @Sjcleland990 Check the date on that bro

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@Bobby_Boldt @Sjcleland990

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@Bobby_Boldt @Sjcleland990 I got 5 stars on every song on expert

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

@Bobby_Boldt @Sjcleland990 You suck

[Evan Ü @EvanKohler]

I swear some chicks are gonna have good problems in about 3 years from the way they take insta photos