Evan Caris

Copywriter. Future ghost. Follow me on TikTok @ E.M.Caris for all of your history needs.

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@markdharris Yeah man, everyone thinks 60 minutes is Pravda and Scott Pelley is Joseph Stalin. We all know the only source of truth and unbiased media is Nick Fuentes

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@metaburbia @alysdenby This particular usage was coined hundreds of years later by descendants with only trace ancestry of the original settler population specifically because they have no connection to that population.

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@MeathGuerilla ACAB does not include the religious police

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@DavidAFrench Yes

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@p8stie lol that’s not the title in English. It’s more like “Balthazar by Chance,” and it is one of the greatest films of all time.

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@WillSloanEsq “What if it were about Jews 😏”

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@morallawwithin Anything but admitting you experience weakness of will. People will gladly say “I am actually an evil moron” rather than “I agree with these moral arguments, but I find them too hard to adhere to.”

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@sgodofsk @HarryLarson1 Do you think it would be fine to treat dogs the same way we treat pigs? Why do you not eat dog?

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@ZeroSuitCamus @BigMeanInternet Elon asked that same question during his latest trial, and it is so fucking hilarious they think it’s this profound gotcha moment. They’re like 5th graders going “so does your mom know you’re gay?”

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@kenklippenstein @billscher Why are they all acting like him sexting is some huge scandal?

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@ramit I am utterly baffled by these guys who get rich and then don’t know how to spend their time. Wealth is wasted on the rich.

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@awinston What is this from?? It is shockingly bad. I don’t expect much from the NYT, but you’d think they’d at least read a Wikipedia page or something.

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If you open Facebook today every post is like “Looking for a roommate in Dubuque!” Or a boomer meme page called “Growing up on a dirt road in the 80s.”

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@GBBranstetter That would take guts, something Dems do not have.

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@PunishedGramsci It is infuriating watching these Ivy League educated wonks who keep pointing to the charts going “why are the poors mad? Everyone who wants to be an Uber driver can be an Uber driver. We call that ‘low unemployment.’”

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@StatisticUrban But everyone is pointing out prices specifically on housing and healthcare, and you keep going “geez it must be a mystery why everyone hates the ‘economy’ something the average American totally knows how to calculate.”

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@StatisticUrban Part of boomer pessimism is their impending deaths. For the first time in their lives, they’re facing a problem where they won’t get what they want and they’re throwing a tantrum that shows up in the data.

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@LRSerling Or if - and this is already a big if - it comes with health insurance, you’re going to be paying $500 in healthcare premiums to have a 5k deductible.

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@Tyler_A_Harper Academics are allowed to critique all power structures except the Academy’s

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@keithdorejel It’s AI