Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick

Tolkien Enthusiast | Dayton Hypeman | House Cat Aficionado | Irish Goodbye Expert

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@isnickwright What if I decided on my own merit this is dumb ass take? Like, I voted D because I think healthcare is a right, if my sister is raped she should be able to get an abortion in any state, because mass deportation is dumb (and unrealistic). Not some fake AF boogeyman CNN nonsense.

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Somehow gonna be trans people

[Dani 🖤💛 @yourrrfavdani]

And what’s gonna be yalls excuse if Trump wins and things are still expensive, rent is still ridiculously high, and crime increases?

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@savageblackcpt Just be sober enough to register for the right ones

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@janecoaston Fair enough. Himmler and his mistress are just not a relationship I need to know about…similar to exit polling data from X County I’ve never heard of until tonight

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@janecoaston Ok I might be election doom scrolling but this decision seems worse.

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Hot take(?): @tkelce did nothing wrong.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Jason Kelce addressed the Penn State phone-smashing incident at the start of ESPN's pregame show tonight and apologized:

"In a heated moment, I decided to greet hate with hate. ... I fell short this week"

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Kill me

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Everybody want to be grown until it’s time to do Grown People Shit. Epic line.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

I fucking love Gen Z. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@waitmanb LMAO. Would not have gotten it with 100 guesses.

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Angel Reese ever shows up at my work and you better believe my PowerPoints are gonna be 🔥

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

another one, THANK YOUUUU🤣

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

I beg people to stop asking rich people their opinion on everything

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

⚡️ Ex-Google CEO urges US to buy drones instead of 'useless' tanks.

Speaking at the Future Investment Initiative conference in Saudi Arabia, Eric Schmidt said that Russia's war in Ukraine showed how a "$5,000 drone can destroy a $5 million tank."

https://t.co/GjhVu6wElR

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

What is the point of having Fuck You Money if you don’t use it?? Rich people are dumb AF

[Ⓜ️Ⓜ️ Lauren Ashley Davis -OG Meidas Mighty 🦅 @Meidas_LaurenA]

Per The Daily Beast

“Trump waited to make sure that Bezos did what he said he was going to do, and then met with the Blue Origin people,” he said on Saturday. “Which tells us that there was an actual deal made."

Ex-WaPo Editor: This Is a Straight Bezos-Trump ‘Quid Pro Quo’

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@mbona30 @NickCaminoWKYC @clevelanddotcom Great work

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We are heartbroken that Jim Donovan, the Voice of the Browns, has passed away.

Jim provided so much joy and love to this city. His steady presence on the radio for Browns games and on television for nightly news made it feel like he was an extended family member for all those that tuned in. His signature calls will be forever embedded in Browns history.

Our thoughts are with Jim’s family and everyone who had the immense pleasure of considering him a friend.

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@Browns ���And the only thing that’s missing is you”

I cried when he said that. What a legend. Rest easy, Jim.

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

@IsabellaMDeLuca Lmao then don’t shop at Whole Foods

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

All respect to Cena and Sandler but they shouldn’t be *anywhere near* this list.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

the top 4 white guys

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Showed* damn you, Musk! Give me that edit button

[Evan Wiz-Oar-Rick @EvanMDubs]

Everybody knows 1990s era Navy SEALs should up to boot camp already fully qualified SEALs

[Dane @UltraDane]

We're fucked. Fucked fucked fucked.