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[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

I never reach for the smaller tongs, it’s always the bigger tongs for me. They’re so much better for grabbing etc

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I don't fuck with e-cigarettes . Just give me a good old fashioned hand crank cigarette

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 full english breakfast shoved up your ass

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

clockwork orange more like cock jerk door hinge

[ankyhaidy @ankyhaidy]

they should make bass guitars out of uranium so the bassists get radiation poisoning

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

@valcolyte futurama ah gag

[ً @valcolyte]

imagine you’re just randomly flying through space and you accidentally crash into the opening crawl

[Ersatz @freezethesaint]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

@bslowbro its insane lol

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

paid an indian guy to deliver something across town for me call that a curry-er

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

@saberfart • Ebola

[jen ⋆｡° @restlesscls]

companies be like “high protein!!” and its 7g protein in a 250 cal serving

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ➐ @EvanMars24]

@wxmann @Google im not a huge proponent of AI, but I just tried it and it worked fine for me

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger