Evan Salvador

Your friendly neighborhood corrupter and creator of the nefarious Pile Of Priests. Follow me to death and glory!!!

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

I wonder if Mitt Romney is really excited that he's going to meet the President tonight.

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

@pileofpriests ATTENTION ALL DRUMMER's, GUITARIST's, and BASSIST's!!! We are looking for a few new members to add to the band, message Evan.

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

ATTENTION ALL DRUMMER's, GUITARIST's, and BASSIST's!!! #PileofPriests are looking for a few new members to add to the band, contact me ASAP!

[Kyle Newman @KyleNewmanDP]

Bring the altar down/ Behead the feeble priest @pileofpriests @evansalvador @dangerwalter #DeathMetal

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

Sleep, Eat, Smoke, Metal, Party, Girls, Repeat...

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

Love me some good old jesus hating death metal, (sound of tinkle in toilet) #GodBlessThatCreation

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Sine Metu. Translation: Jameson DRUNK

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

Love #satan? Love #deathmetal? Then fancy yourself a glass of @pileofpriests!!

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

The night is dark and full of terrors, so go streaking and make it so! #themoreyouknow

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Cause: @EvanSalvador buys a set of sharp knives. Effect: Incidents of drunk knife injuries go up 400%. Conclusion: Knives are fucking cool!!

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

Yea that's right #Santorum, go back to your fucking evangelical shit hole in which you can wallow in your own pathetic pious way of life.

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Bar Louie was packed yesterday, so @EvanSalvador and I ended up drinking at Cantina Laredo. An old couple bought us some drinks, fucking coo

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

A closed mouth don't get fed, and a lazy hustla don't get bread #winning

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

All my new followers go to Facebook and like my band Pile Of Priests!

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

Hey you #metalheads, check out @pileofpriests!!!

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

yup

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

Come out to the show tonight all you #metalheads! Starts at 8 pm http://on.fb.me/ivxfWw

[Evan Salvador @EvanSalvador]

@SaraUnderwood L.A. ALL THE WAY!! SJU for president. she will sorti our the issues! :)

[Sara Jean Underwood @SaraUnderwood]

Back to The Feed today! & just found out I get to cover a really cool annual event in Portland for G4 this summer. Can anyone guess it??