Evan Simons

I don't know how Twitter works. Please don't hit me!

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@wylie @PivnickM I still need to figure out how to not be ridiculous when dialing into meetings though.

[E.J. Dyksen @ejdyksen]

JS console output from each candidate's website #cleanupyourerrors

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@Gruntosaur we're going to a wedding tomorrow, staying overnight, so won't be around for most of the weekend

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@Gruntosaur probably for the best that nobody from Pixar took you up on the offer then. That would have been embarrassing.

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@Gruntosaur making the cut thanks to lower standards, story of my life!

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@Gruntosaur I have a Pixar t-shirt, does that qualify me?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

When you just can't resist... 10/10 topnotch tongue

[Blind Chow @BlindChow]

whoa things are deteriorating quickly across the pond

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@wylie Happy Taco Tuesday to you as well! #weeklyholiday

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@GregJJones @wylie not clear if I'm advised to #beReady for fatherhood or a cranky, overtired coworker

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@jaybellew gotta have that 1s-and-0s fuel. (I think that's what we call it, right?) https://t.co/4LO03eUJFn

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

coffeeIntoCode("iced americano")

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@wylie @Dragonegger2 or a tiny AC

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@wylie @GregJJones would love to join you for an after work function though and drink all of your company beers #realthreat

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@wylie @GregJJones let me check with my boss and see if it's okay #noreferralbonusforyou

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@wylie makes one long for the simpler, care-free days of #terrorkopter

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@rogibb111 @Dragonegger2 @wylie @GregJJones make sure they arrive piping hot. It's the key to a distinctive aroma.

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@rogibb111 @GregJJones @PivnickM @wylie @Dragonegger2 Confirmed.

[audrey🫀🪦✨ @audreyhacker]

IM SCREAMING

[Evan Simons @Evan_Simons]

@punchesbears @wylie definitely don't show Teresa this. I mean do. But don't. (Do.) https://t.co/SJ8yZ0biVR