'popcorn' pat boyle

in roast there is no east or west

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

Me when I cronounce presénce

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I may be drunk, madam, but in the morning I will be sober. Whereas you, who are beautiful, perhaps the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on, will no longer be so beautiful in the morning when my drunkenness has worn off.

[ethel cainhurst † @durendoll]

ominous....

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the truth hurts playboy

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

super bowl performance this year is going to be george clooney telling a few short anecdotes about his life in southern europe, hes a class act

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ever since I left the city you!

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

@JillFilipovic @DavidAstinWalsh Hasan Piker doesn't run society. hope this helps

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

we got a lot of stupid people in America

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Tex Avery Ultraviolence Mix
1949-51 / United States / Tex Avery
💀💥👀sound on💀💥👀

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Get me the sugars. I need to live

[やみの@Prairie dog @Prairie20210108]

人間の常識を覆す世界観

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Roger Sterling at a client dinner: So then I said "You're scared of one gorilla? Try two ex-wives!"
*clients laugh*
Don Draper, having a vivid flashback to when he watched a gorilla kill his father during The Great Depression: excuse me...

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

well, as long as you had fun!

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

what do you mean you're Mr. Web, the male Madame Web

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

Pumpkins are the reason for the season and its not even particularly close

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

Imagining myself in 50 years, dementing, talking about the first black president, Eminem Obama

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Tiny dick concert

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

@poisonjr

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

40-y.o. record store guy DMing 20-y.o. egirl, the whole time they're talking about two completely different John Does from X

['popcorn' pat boyle @Gruntosaur]

@intothecrevasse I was glad to see @i_zzzzzz got a paying gig