Monkey D. Strandyy

Living off borrowed time, the clock ticks faster. Master of Journalism so they say. New Jersey until Infinity.

[Monkey D. Strandyy @Evan_Strand]

Friends I’m taking a risk here so don’t beat my ass, me and @jjopales started a podcast.

I KNOW I KNOW BUT LISTEN it’s actually not HORRIBLE and it ain’t barstool so check it out

https://t.co/OkD4cr9gi0

[A Hideo Kojima Game @HideoKojimaES]

Esto debería ser LA BIBLIA.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pedophile goggle maker does “good deed” that costs them almost nothing and feeds the story to various press outlets so you forget they make pedophile goggles

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.

[Warner Bros. Clockwork @clockwork_wb]

Introducing our first NC-17 rated feature: KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS.

In theaters October 16 for an exclusive one-week engagement.

[Conor Fenner-Toora @Conorft]

Here's some (non ai slop) greek myth related artworks done by human hands

Artists:

Daniel Parker (insta: https://t.co/obo9H9iis1)

Nguyễn Minh Hiếu @hieumayart

Tyler Miles Lockett @TylerMLockett

[Özge Döner @astronomerozge1]

Surrealism 💛

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ YES on I, NO on 43 @uhshanti]

oh my god lmao

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

“If Mamdani can't find a legal justification for arresting Netanyahu he should just resort to police brutality at a traffic stop”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

WATCH: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani said he is in "an active conversation" with the city's Law Department about whether he has the authority to order the arrest of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if he visits New York for the U.N. General Assembly.

"I believe that Prime Minister Netanyahu belongs in The Hague," Mamdani said, calling him "a war criminal who has been charged by the International Criminal Court."

He added, "Whatever the law allows me to do in New York City, that's what we will do, but we won't be writing our own laws to that end."

Source: NYT

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Argentina loss

[WPPAH @Wppah]

اخيراً أقدر أستخدم هذه الصورة

[gok🅴 @B0YMEETZWRLD]

he hitting that shit

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

If you believe Israel is committing genocide, ethnic cleansing, and apartheid, then sending it another dollar or another weapon, with or without subsidies, doesn’t exactly signal that you consider those to be grave offenses

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 NEWS: Wisconsin election officials have found probable cause that Elon Musk violated the state's election bribery law and have referred complaints against him to the Brown County District Attorney.

The bipartisan commission voted 5-1 after concluding there's probable cause Musk unlawfully offered $1 million to induce voting in the 2025 Wisconsin Supreme Court election.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Hakeem Jeffries tells his Democratic caucus in a letter he is against the Massie Amendment, put forward with @RoKhanna, which would block Israeli military aid

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say explosive diarrhea can be a sign of a serious medical condition. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seat seats and drives dead bears around in his car says its nature’s way of expelling the toxins from 5G radiation. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.