Evangeline Prior

Way behind the times, tryin’ to be relevant, too pithy for FB

[Evangeline Prior @EvangelinePrior]

hot take:

cancel ASMR.

It all sounds like nails on a chalkboard and makes me want to vomit. for the love of all things holy, how do you people withstand this torture? have you never known joy?

#CancelCulture

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@katherbee mine never responded and honestly it was the most hurtful thing

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who knew that all it would take for me to cry this Thanksgiving morning was the Blue’s Clues float on the parade. 25 years of Blue.

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@katemariefitzz but are you sure you did the math right? bc it was just Easter like last week.

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@storytellerkath @reifitzpatrick 😅🥲

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White people culture is just taking cool things from other cultures and making them a little bit worse. I cite for example:

Frankfurters > Hot dogs
Charcuterie > Lunchables
Any other sport > Spikeball

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@katherbee Exclusively for bible thumpers 🙃

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Writing an email to the LEAST helpful mentor in history. Autocorrect changed “have a lovely day” to “have a lonely day” and I just feel like autocorrect got my back.

[Evangeline Prior @EvangelinePrior]

Sometimes I like to imagine I’m a famous sit-com actress who plays a broke grad student who eats lunch by herself in a breakroom that smells vaguely of fish. Irl...I *am* that broke grad student. And this room makes my lunch taste like the ocean.

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@reifitzpatrick Wow! I’m so quotable! # relevant