Evan Jelley

Husband & Father
Musician | Writer | Classics
Denver, CO
Currently writing my way through the canon

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@trevormccue First pleasant week of the season

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@CoachDanCasey Clear OPI

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@BallsackSports Thank you. That was a miserable loss, and I really needed a laugh 🤣

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@trevormccue I always liked him, but his getting sloppy now. It's time

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@MichiganPodcast Agreed... Can we talk about that PI call now?

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@sbell021 Can we talk about that PI call now?

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@MichiganPodcast I hate to say it, but that felt like a classic Lions loss.

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@SethDavisHoops If you want to fight that fight it is probably better to start with the steady stream of profanity you hear on GameDay every week. The talking heads set the tone for what is acceptable.

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Or is Clemson just that bad?

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Is... is... is UNC good?

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@Fair_and_Biased Completely agree. While we are talking about it, can we put the same restrictions on horror movie ads?

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@DanWetzel Are these protocols written down? Or are they "secret" protocols.

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@ByPatForde So we are just openly campaigning for the wrong call now.

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@TrojanFBx @DylanEveryday @TheBuckeyeNut @SSN_USC @GeauxDuck @DuckOnQuack2023 @Blue2Bongo @TopTierPennSt @PghPennStateDad @HuskiesJack @NebraskaDog34 Michigan has the most impressive win in the BIG, but sure, they're a tier 3 team.

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The fact that there isn't major reshuffling of the top 25 in the first few weeks of the season is why pre-season polls are bad.

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@JDue51 I'm a bit of a novice here. Is Bryce reading this? If so, then he made a good read too

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@TheRealCSD @On3 Fewer data points in football. So the models are just a bit less reliable.

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@RealTonyGarcia Fine question. I thought his answer was uncontroversial. Where it got away from him is that most media outlets isolated the quote and threw on a headline like "Is Underwood's Starting Position in Jeopardy?" Clickbait media 101

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Don't look now, but Michigan has the best win in the Big Ten.

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@JordanStrack In breaking down the Mich-OK game the NBC crew decided that USC and Iowa have moved above Michigan in the BIG pecking order. Can't make this stuff up.