Evanz

I comment on Politics, Governance and Social life

[Evanz @Evanzonn]

Resolutions 2023
1. Make more money
2. Upgrade my library
3. Upgrade my car stereo
4. Upgrade my home stereo
5. Avoid these Guarana bit*es

[Evanz @Evanzonn]

I have been chatting with AI the whole day. The era of lonliness is over

[Clip Station @Clip_Station_]

Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka’s bodyguard is not playing around.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

EACC detectives raid home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban planning, recovers unknown amount of cash in graft probe

Video by Pkemoi Ng’enoh

[Evanz @Evanzonn]

@StandardKenya Did I see God did it poster? Big God indeed

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Before you make the mistake of settling down with a woman above 30, you need to watch this. The risks are insurmountable.

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

This is why it is good to know your partner's sex strength before saying "I do"

She’s frustrated and unsatisfied.
Now a private issue has turned into conflict.

[@trendiano @Mutuyimana0787]

OMG: l think is the most failure ever!

[Omwash @omwashKE]

Hapa bila inches hutoboi

[Rubison @rubison_]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 @liamASAP]

The poor Elephant will never recover from this 😭

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Apple CEO Tim Cook steps down. Cook has served as CEO since taking over for Steve Jobs in 2011.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Condolences to Arsenal fans much as I know that you are inconsolable right now. Be assured that you will be among the top 4 at the end of it

[The married man @marriedmn]

My wife had closed the Strait of Hormuz for one week, after I threatened to get the fuel from venezuela, she opened it quickly.

[Evanz @Evanzonn]

Na hizo shida zote unazopitia why look left and right when crossing the road? What do u want to achieve!

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what just happened..

the owner of OnlyFans just died at 43.. Leonid Radvinsky.. the man made $3 billion off a platform where other people sell themselves..

he took 20% of every transaction.. every video.. every message.. every tip.. while creators fought algorithms and chargebacks and deplatforming threats just to make rent.. he sat at the top collecting a cut of their bodies.. and everyone called him a "tech founder"..

the man wasn't a tech founder.. he was the most successful middleman in history..

and the wildest part.. OnlyFans was profitable from day one.. no VC money.. no IPO.. because when your business model is taking a fifth of what someone earns from their own skin.. you don't need investors.. you need creators desperate enough to not ask questions..

he had $3 billion and still couldn't beat cancer at 43.. what exactly are we all racing toward.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Kumbe iko pesa.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

A passenger plane crash-landed at Wilson Airport in Nairobi, according to The Kenya Times. Unclear if there were any casualties.

[komugisha Peace @KomugishaPeace]

Marriage is a hard place😂😂😂💔💔imagine failing to blink becoz ue wife is around

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

George Ruto drove to Naivasha for the Safari Rally in a sh 40 Million G - Wagon 2025 model followed closely by sh 35 Million Lexus 2026 model security vehicle.