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A mass of contradictions.

[Eve @EveWinger]

@EssexWeather Good to have you back!

[Eve @EveWinger]

@DailyMailUK Great body! If I had a bod like that I’d also be embracing that outfit! Good for her. ❤️💞

[Eve @EveWinger]

@PinkApricot2 @DailyMailUK Rubbish.

[Eve @EveWinger]

@Marg42175355 @RealDeniseWelch Agreed. Thankfully I think the majority of the country hope to god she stays away permanently. 👍

[Eve @EveWinger]

@campbellclaret Blimey are people still whinging on about this…?

[Eve @EveWinger]

@MahyarTousi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Eve @EveWinger]

@EssexWeather Defo the best weather reporters. If you had an app I could delete Twitter. 👍👍👍👍

[Eve @EveWinger]

@EssexWeather Is there anyway I can get weather updates sent to me other than Twitter? I seriously can’t abide this poisonous human scum bit of social media - I’m only on it for your updates! Thank you!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain is very tired.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This is what he wrote. I agree with it all

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I was trying to think of something to say but Boris Johnson has said it all. Whatever you think of him, the man can write. Some beautiful words about a magnificent monarch.

[Eve @EveWinger]

Oh shut up Sadiq Khan you fucking moron. Honestly.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Hang on… it’s September tomorrow…. how the bloody hell has that happened?

[Jason Wakefield @anzac84]

@deancain @Jarvis_Dupont @TitaniaMcGrath I think, looking at the photo itself, 100% of those people had more important shit to worry about then flipping the 20 sided gender dice.

[Neil Fenwick @RealNeilFenwick]

Today in Essex we see the #wildfire #severity increase to #exceptional and the #amberweatherwarning comes into force. Please don’t have #BBQ #campfires #bonfires and dispose of smoking material safely. Support your #fireservice #essex #Control #Oncall #wholetime

[Eve @EveWinger]

@sharrond62 Who cares? They aren’t here to judge, they are here to police and make all communities feel safe.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The horror: "Come on, I'll introduce you to everyone"

[Eve @EveWinger]

Ok. I’m done with this heat now. Please fuck right off. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🖕🏻

[Dean @deanprice17]

@JeremyClarkson Be thankful its not snowing, imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Bit hot.