Evan Martin

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@JeremyAppel1025 completely batshit thread holy shit

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@vanillaopinions I'm sorry did he take literally all the veggies off the burger to eat it with nothing but ketchup like he's a 2yo or something

also of course it's expensive when ur buying a mickey of liquor w ur burg lmao

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@starteas I think my fave part is the camera phasing thru shit in the entire sequence, and the long complicated camera moves/angles add nothing to the storytelling lmao

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@alcontent416 voter suppression seems to be part and parcel with decay of public services so...

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@bigbadbick last thing we need is more "ethics in videogame journalism" nonsense from ppl who desperately need to go outside

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@ughfinewhatever my cat is deaf of course i do lmao she yells at me all the time

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@dpeterfreund lol WHAT

the depths of delusion on this website are as unfathomable as the ocean depths

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@HeheWaitWhut he writes like a highschooler trying to pad their word count for a shitty essay lol

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@ughfinewhatever it's just me venting at troglodytes i shouldn't engage with in the replies, mostly variations of:

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@bigbadbick I'm sure this will go well, just like it did with the chimps

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@ughfinewhatever if by "ruminating" you mean "playing skyrim" then yes

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@blogTO lmfao HOW

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@bigbadbick aw man, i have to watch an anime that's probably really long lol

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@bigbadbick aw man, I'm gonna have to read it for context aren't I

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@bigbadbick so much for free speech ����🪦

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@bigbadbick twitter is so broken i never got notified for this lol

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@rankandfileca @TimHortons this cookie thing is just a marketing ploy to get ppl to timmies to buy shit, unsurprising they also want free labour

same as it ever was

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@bigbadbick "It's so over"

when literally every frame has something breaking/flickering/volume changing in it

like it's so obvious these dudes don't have an eye for detail or big picture shit, no understanding of storytelling or filmmaking. I'd be amazed if they know what rule of thirds is

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@ughfinewhatever Don't worry the snakes are probably just doing pest control