J Ev

Don’t take my tweets seriously, I'm probably joking.

[ian @sivasiann]

The McConnell staffers in the room with him right now

[Wemby Central 🇫🇷 @WembyCentral]

It’s hilarious that they’re gonna try to make a player who’s only eligible for the team via birthright citizenship a symbol of the Trump admin. Genuinely we live amongst cattle

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[brandon* @brndxix]

listen up liberals, we need to lose the war and give iran $300 billion

[J Ev @Everhart75]

Wow

[Pedro Yan 🇩🇴 @QuisqueyanoMMA]

“UFC Freedom 250 is brought to you by Riyadh Season” was a real sentence uttered in this broadcast

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

me and the boys checking if friendly fire is on at spawn

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Late mail-in ballots usually lean more progressive

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

they’re turning madison square garden into the sex pest convention wtf

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[keegan @FranziaMom]

It’s still so fucking embarrassing that people were mad about wearing masks lmao

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[J Ev @Everhart75]

FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING PENGUINS LETS GOOOOOO FLYERS BITCH

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Can’t wait to rock this shirt tomorrow

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i’ll be honest it’s so fucking funny to take this angle after another shooting attempt its just so shameless

[J Ev @Everhart75]

Pens coach looks like Stephen miller

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[J Ev @Everhart75]

It’s been a minute but FUCK THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PENGUINS