Wanda ☽parody

𝒟𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 - 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓈. #iWasReloading ┊parody┊┊MDNI┊ ➶ ۪｡˚21+ ᗢpre-established ships.

[ً @kreophagos]

at times, the only language she understands is violence. she was born in blood, her fist raised against the sky. what else should come to her so naturally?

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

Hi there my sugar lady.
Today was interesting… I had déjà vu… well more déjà moo, the feeling that I had heard particular bull(shit) before. I was fascinated by it, then I puked in my mouth a little.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Hi, baby.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

𝘼𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙖 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨,

Canon and AU portrayal | Wandavision and Agatha All Along | Era-flexible.

Witter is over the age of 21, mdni. Triggering or nsfw topics will be tagged as such.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

I see you.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Peeking onto the timeline.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

Tell me what?

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Don't tell Wanda.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

I will bring all of them, I’ll even get your double to bring some more snacks as well.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

Skittles or jalapeño chips?

Both at the same time?

Maybe chocolate instead actually, send help.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

“Oh no, absolutely not. Grumpy, witty, obnoxious… the whole offing your coven thing you two have going on. He has you written all over him.” Wanda rolled her eyes, Agatha was behaving like… well. Billy.

“Argumentative too .”

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

“That is so untrue and you know it! That boy is totally your doing.”

Attitude, mannerisms and all; you’d be hard pressed to even acknowledge it that Agatha had helped create them if you didn’t know.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

Yessum?

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

WANDA! I need advice.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

“That boy is all you, a sarcastic asshole that… well… you know what you two have in common.” Wanda teased, she loved to wind Agatha up, any version of her. It didn’t matter.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

“Mm, no just the truth; you had them… You raised them. Your problem.”

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

“Now that is rude.” Wanda rolled her eyes at the other witch.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

@EverlastingRuin @BORN0FCHAOS “Excuse me! Billy’s attitude is /not/ my fault… You raised him.”

She points out, shaking her head.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

@SnideEnchanter @BORN0FCHAOS “Yes.” Wanda covered her mouth, snorting.
“Lots of purple was involved. I mean it would have to be… the attitude on Billy is something fucking else.”

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

@SnideEnchanter @BORN0FCHAOS You know… I was thinking the same thing Agatha. Last I checked my slash our children were the product of us doing the magical tango.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

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Hey there sugarplums, if I owe you a reply feel free to comment or dm me.
My mentions are all over the place and some replies have been lost among them.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

https://t.co/mC3UuP7U6L

Sorry I haven’t been around, will get to owed replies today and tomorrow.
Work has been hectic.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

Agatha Harkness:

🔮 Snarky, Cocky, Secretive

🔮 A 300+ year old witch

🔮 Master manipulator

🔮 Mostly canon compliant

🔮 AU/MV/MS

🔮 MDNI

RT & LIKE

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

https://t.co/mC3UuP8rWj

You lot aren’t being “CREATIVE” or “COOL”… you have the rights to something and you are just destroying it. Who did you all run that shit by before going into production? Clearly no one with a brain or soul. Urgh. Eat my whole ass.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

https://t.co/mC3UuP7U6L
I get my hopes up, then I watch something writers in the MCU have created & think: DO YOU GUYS LOOK AT A CHARACTER ON THE FRONT OF A COMIC & GO “OH THEY LOOK COOL, they are a superhero/whatever” IGNORES THEIR ENTIRE LIFE STORY & MAKES UP THEIR OWN SHIT.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

https://t.co/mC3UuP7U6L
I get my hopes up, then I watch something writers in the MCU have created & think: DO YOU GUYS LOOK AT A CHARACTER ON THE FRONT OF A COMIC & GO “OH THEY LOOK COOL, they are a superhero/whatever” IGNORES THEIR ENTIRE LIFE STORY & MAKES UP THEIR OWN SHIT.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

https://t.co/mC3UuP7U6L

Sorry I haven’t been around, will get to owed replies today and tomorrow.
Work has been hectic.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

https://t.co/mC3UuP7U6L

Ahem… how dare you call me out like that.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

Yessum?

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

So… about adding another to the… ungodly total.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

Pounce.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

Witchcraft, obviously.

[𝒜 . @SALEMSIRENN]

girl how’d you even get in here—