Mama Aggs. (Parody)

I knew it’d be salt, but I still hoped for sugar. Pre-established ships. Semi-Selective. Parody.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

𝘼𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙖 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨,

Canon and AU portrayal | Wandavision and Agatha All Along | Era-flexible.

Witter is over the age of 21, mdni. Triggering or nsfw topics will be tagged as such.

[ً. @abhorarchive]

AM I A MONSTER, OR A VICTIM MYSELF?

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Hi, baby.

[Wanda ☽parody @EverlastingRuin]

I see you.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Peeking onto the timeline.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Don't tell Wanda.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

I... may or may not want another baby.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Popping in only to give @iamVision13 a forehead kiss.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Causally popping in to give @iamVision13 a head pat.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Don’t be sad, my love.
I’m only a call away! Even if I may seem like I’m not around.

[Sir Vision @iamVision13]

I missed you more mama, I was so sad

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

[Giving him the biggest cuddles possible.]

How have you been, my sweetheart? I’ve missed you soooo much.

[Sir Vision @iamVision13]

MAMA MAMA!!
*throws himself into her arms*

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

HI MY LOVE.

Come hereeeee.

[Sir Vision @iamVision13]

ME ME ME IM HERE

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

WHERE IS MY TOASTER BABY?!
@iamVision13

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Yessss, my sweet toaster baby?

[Sir Vision @iamVision13]

@MrsHarkness COME HOME

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

|| Go follow my baby or perish.

[𝒜𝓰𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶 ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃ℯ𝓈𝓈 @QuietEnchanter]

“𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟…”

💜 Agatha Harkness

💜 Salem accused witch

💜 Covenless

💜 Consumer of knowledge

MDNI•MV•MS

Lovingly Penned by #Vexant

RT and Like?

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

WHERE ARE MY BABIES?!

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Oh!

I should sing this to Wanda.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

It’s from a song called Juno by Sabrina Carpenter; basically she’s saying if he loves her the right way. She’ll let him get her pregnant.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

I get that you’re a spring chicken, but some of us variants are geriatric.

What do you mean those are lyrics?

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

In this sense, yes… However that’s not where the lyrics go.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Sexy?

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

One of me is cute, but two though…

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

They’re all yours for the evening.

This mama needs a drink and some retail therapy.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

Gonna go steal other me and Wanda’s babies again… That seems like a better idea.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

|| No one speak to me.

That was ridiculous. Won’t be posting spoilers.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

My toaster baby. :(

[Sir Vision @iamVision13]

I AINT NO TOASTER

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Heartbreak is one thing!

[Sir Vision @iamVision13]

Please please please don’t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice