✨Parody✨

writers are the goalies of the creative world. they’re fucking weird. former blue checkmark.

[✨Parody✨ @EveryDayBella89]

Yep yep. I'm still here shipping Jordie/Daddy and like its 2016. This is commonly referred to as "My Bullshit" and I am never off it.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

I don't know a single undocumented person. Neither do you.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

conservative christians: “the sin of sodom and gomorrah was about homosexuality”

the bible: “now this was the sin of your sister sodom: she and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy”

[No Nonsense Neurodivergent @NoNonsenseND]

Same with ableist

[eden @meowcowmoo]

the entirety of my chemical romance goes into hibernation when a democrat is in power and awaken when they sense a republican like an ancient beast

[𝔄𝔶𝔩𝔦𝔫 @sapphicsuicides]

ppl need to stop w this "vegan leather", "vegan wool" bs it's PLASTIC PLAAASTICC AND IT SUCKS SO BAD

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[💍🌟 @elrondisms]

me age 10: been getting really into the lord of the rings lately
me age 15: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 20: been getting really into the lord of the rings lately

[𝓶 𝓪 𝓭 𝓮 𝓵 𝔂 𝓷 @madbpd]

We don’t talk enough about chronic suicidality. Just because you aren’t in immediate crisis doesn’t mean you are any less unwell. Living every day with thoughts of death and feeling done with life is one of the hardest things a person can do.

[Charlotte. @charlotteirene8]

When I was a kid, the Evangelicals told me the world was going to end soon. When I grew up, I realized they were the ones trying to bring it to an end.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

For anyone who is unclear:

[Knight World @KnightWorld]

"My love for you goes beyond time."

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

can't happen bc in order to be this obsessed with clothing you have to give up the idea that it's gay or feminine for a man to be into clothes. the narrow definition of masculinity you've set up for yourselves prevents you from learning about interesting things

[Scott @sbinskii]

Andrew Tate was indoctrinating your child not Trixie Mattel