Ari 🩷💜💙

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[Ari 🩷💜💙 @EveryTimeI_Cry]

oh no

[☆*:.｡.ZIAxZILLA.｡.:*☆ @weapxngxrl]

Macklemore should be tutoring white people in how to go from “cringe white boy” to “goated cracker” in the public eye

[Ari 🩷💜💙 @EveryTimeI_Cry]

Hey @AppleTV maybe also consider repositioning the borders on the Shitt’s Creek cover photo

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Hey @AppleTV could you please put the box set of Schitt’s Creek on sale? I want to sob and remember Catherine O’Hara please

[C @theclovecoterie]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

Said this three years ago

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

If this happens I'll apologize to France

[Daniel Seidemann @DanielSeidemann]

On the 7th anniversary of the death of Israel's great novelist, Amos Oz ז"ל, a story he told about Netanyahu:

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife. Happy new year everyone.

[improbably miva @returntopassion]

Normal widows: “I miss my husband”

Erika Kirk:

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Student: “I just wanna say: Free Palestine, end the genocide, and the BBC is complicit.”

BBC Reporter: “(interrupting, flustered) we're here to talk about A-Level results.”

Student: “The BBC is complicit.”

*The Reporter shifts focus 😂*

[shi @afterlauqhter]

it’s her day

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

IT WAS CALLED GLOW AND THEY FUCKING CANCELLED IT

[Casual Geopolitics @Adamemedia]

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[adani @adecrumbl]

oh god am i even ready

[sar 🐊⚢🇵🇸 | #1 butch lover @kataraluvr]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[chin @nvrfeltsoglum]

i believe in christmas miracles🧎🏾‍♀️

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

christmas eve? oh, you mean the night before the fellowship left rivendell?