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shitty humor & dick jokes.

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Does your nipples get hard when you choke on your sandwich? No? just me then. OK, Cool forget I said anything.

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Chinga la migra! #fuckborderpatrol

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@RyanReynolds my partner says he'd go gay for you. I hope you know if we ever meet I'll have to kill you. Nothing personal.

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@essay_dk slap my pussy like it insulted your wife at the #Oscars

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Men will #fuck anything. Completely unrelated does anyone have a cucumber I could borrow?

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@NatGeo In other news water is wet

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Watching @GordonRamsay #YouTube video 50 cooking tips and about 10 tips in I realized he looks like he constantly needs to pee.

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@Darkmaker6 Sorry for your loss

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@cjSyndrome Bitch what?!

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Feliz #Natal a todos que festejarem. Merry #Christmas to everyone who commemorates.

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Why has no news reported on the mudslides in #Vancouver ? @ABCNewsLive @nbc @CBSNews @FreenewsActu

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@cjSyndrome Considering I have no idea who either of those are how about third option...not because of the sex appeal but because he's fuckin useless...

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Told my bf I'd leave him if Lisa Kudrow ever wanted to be with me and now I'm The Asshole!

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@Hatsube83 Great tie

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I've decided to go up north for Christmas but don't even think about bungling my home as I'll leave my 11yo behind with some elaborate traps!

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@cjSyndrome @essay_dk Great time man

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#landofthefree #homeofthebrave #NRA #sad

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@cjSyndrome @Walmart @FBI

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Got a free turkey this year from @Walmart just had to outrun their security guards. Gl on getting one!

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@cjSyndrome I only just now saw this and holy fuck that scared me!

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@TheRock #RedNotice holy fuck this movie is so poorly written I felt violated. But my boyfriend loves @RyanReynolds and would leave me for him in a heartbeat. So here I am watching this.