Evil Christos

I am legally required to inform all my fellow X users that this account is parody so I don’t get #cancelled

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

'Who would you vote for in the 2024 Primary?'

Kamala Harris (D-CA) - 17%
Pete Buttigieg (D-IN) - 39%
Hunter Biden (D-DE) - 44%

EC Polling Firm / December 9-10, 2021 / n=422 RV / MOE 4% / Online

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

The threat: me being built different

[House Intelligence Committee @HouseIntel]

Statement from Chairman @RepMikeTurner:

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Tonight’s the night Tom Suozzi became President.

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Swift/Kelce was all a long-con to elect Tom Suozzi! You the GOAT, Suozzi Bear!

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

These mfers skipped lunch !

[The Harvard Crimson @thecrimson]

More than 30 pro-Palestinian Harvard students participated in a 12-hour hunger strike Friday in solidarity with students at Brown University pressuring the Brown Corporation to divest from Israel.

@mnamponsah and @AzusaLippit report.

https://t.co/SePl9AvkHI

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

"Liza Minelli outlives..." STFU! She is 77. 77 year olds outlive things all the time. Literally dozens of people are older than her.

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

It’s funny because he’s in a wheelchair. Ha ha!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT BECOMES NEW RNC CHAIR MAN

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

NOOOOOOOOO

[Brittany Shepherd @brittanys]

SCOOP w/ @ibellamurray: @marwilliamson is suspending her long-shot campaign in the Democratic presidential primary, several sources confirm exclusively to ABC News. More to come soon...

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Why they look kinda cute here ☺️

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans lying about wanting to secure the border

A thread

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

All? Like even his big BBC, Drew?

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

I read somewhere that in the original Shrek his 3D model has ALL the correct parts modeled on.

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

What’s the enthusiasm for Dean Phillips then, huh…? Cockboy…!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

The turnout in South Carolina was only 131,000, about 4% of registered voters and only about 2.5% of the state’s population. It was well over 500,000 and closer to 16% in 2020. This suggests that enthusiasm for an uncontested Joe Biden is . . . low.

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

I bought a bag of M&M's and they don't have M's anymore. They all have W's... for woke 🤬

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Happy to say I made a lot of money as founder of Woke Kindergarten. Sorry to see it is coming to an end 😢

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Dean Phillips would have won

[Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki]

New NBC News poll (1/26-30)

General Election
Donald Trump 47% (+1 since Nov.)
Joe Biden 42% (-2 since Nov.)

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Biden Job Performance
Approve 37%
Disapprove 60%

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

@nickypoo_MO I will be your new daddy

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Let’s Fix This! In more ways than one… #HarvestForSuozzi

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Dean Phillips has him right where he wants him

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

“You’re laughing. You killed that groundhog and you’re laughing.”

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Jamaal bowman why did u pull the fire alarm

I’m sorry I thought we were in building 7

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

The chihuahuas enjoyed it. Nothing wrong with a little friendly competition

[ABC News @ABC]

An Ohio man has been sentenced to more than a decade in prison after it was discovered he was running a dogfighting ring from his residence where he kept more than 50 dogs, according to authorities. https://t.co/b1VGTrX11O

[Evil Christos @EvilChristos]

Higher raw vote total tonight:

Write in votes for Biden in the Republican primary

OR

Write in votes for Donald Trump in the Democratic Primary