Heinz Doofenshmirtz

It is I! Heinz Doofenshmirtz of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Don't tell Perry the Platypus I'm on here! (Roleplay/Parody)

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"Hello everyone. It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Just wait til you see all the inators I have planned...just don't tell Perry the Platypus...or Francis... that I'm here.

🥼 Independent RP account for Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

Behold, Perry the Platypus! The BOOK-RETRIEVE-INATOR! I don't have time to constantly walk across town to the library! All I have to do is type in the title, the author, and the ISBN, then press this big blue button!”

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"CURSE YOU STEAM SUMMER SALE!!!!.

Oh, sorry, Perry the Platypus. No evil scheme today. Steam took all my inator funds for the day..er..week, Actually."

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"behold! The ultimate groundhog-inator!!. This will block out the sun, making an endless winter!!!! Although, honestly, why do we let a groundhog decide how much more winter there will be? How is their shadow connected to the weather?"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

🥼so.. apparently a new Phineas and Ferb movie is being made where Doof screws up big time....again. can't wait to see this.

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"ah, my newest inator is almost ready! The BABA-inator! This will make the rules the world follows appear as words! By adjusting the words, I can become ruler of the TRI-STATE AREA!"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

He's working on a new invention.

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

Behold! The gummy-inator! It turns anything into gummy!!! I just tried it on a game controller, it came out all blue..tastes like blue raspberry.

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"you know, I never really understood Black Friday. I mean, just the previous day you were being thankful for the things you have, and today people are practically killing each other over some strange deals on things you might not have bought anyway."

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"wait...is there two of me here?"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

🥼 I think I'm starting to freak potential scammers out. I find a way to throw Phineas and Ferb references into the ones I play with.

My most recent
"Hey, I got to go train my pet skunk to wear a fedora and do martial arts. If you want to talk, I'll be available after 8p est"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"hmmm...should I rebuild my other dimension-inator? There's probably other worlds out there somewhere"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

Doofenshmirtz has been up all night recently, on his computer. What is he doing?

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"huh.. I just realized that my dream-projectinator could've been useful for therapy. Too bad I'm evil again"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

🥼 that first half today might take the record for the weirdest episode.

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

🥼 is it just me, or is Phineas and Ferb RP slowly growing day by day?

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"yeah, my parents really didn't like me "

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"is there another me?"

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

"it's so hot my gummy bears have melted into a gooey mess!...oh! I got an idea!!" He proceeds to start buying up all gummy bears and gummy worms in the tri-state area.

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

🥼 I guess even DisneyRP isn't safe from certain suspicious accounts...

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @EvilDrD_]

🥼 yes, I intentionally made that typo there. I think doof would honestly mistake "Fireside" as "Fire Slide."