EvilElvisPresley

Tel Aviv📍
Class of 92💪
Where my hug at👀
#firstto100

[EvilElvisPresley @EvilElvisPhd]

Least obvious fed post

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Potheads will tell u that they function better when they're high and then sit in silence with their mouth open for 15 minutes

[EvilElvisPresley @EvilElvisPhd]

Front Office added driver-facing cameras to the work truck. Looks like it’s pocket pool on the way to the job site from here on out

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@Chadtripod1985 Glock 19💪

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@okfreewill To post on my burner ofc

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@mizaxem Parents told me to get a j*b

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Might dox my burner on purpose I need some fulfillment in my life

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Gay son or Kowalski daughter?

[Donæven @DonavenTruter]

me opening Twitter to see my tweet has zero likes

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Who’s winning in a squirt off Maddie Kowalski or pre Blake Griffin Lana Rhoades? #thearticle

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Just had some chicken curry for dinner

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@ryguyexecutions Ryan I don’t need this right now please

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Can I make klarna payments for a prostitute? Going through a lot rn

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Julian Newman life or Charlie Kirk afterlife?

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@xmirururin “For example” ah post😭

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A girl texted me today asking if I had a foot fetish. I replied ew that’s weird feet are gross

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Bo Nix is essentially just a glorified Zach Wilson

[James “Jizzer” Johnson @JizzerJohnson]

We are burnerverse
We #expand and we #fade
We beef with an foids
We chud and we #glaze

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@uffyebanda

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Friend got a thousand views on his burner post @first_too_100

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Only way Travis Kelce gets another 1000 yard season is by dumping his wife and going full wigga again