MirrorUniverseTrump

45th and also 47th President of the Mirror United States

LLAP - Live Long And Prosper!

#palestine #LGBTQrights #livelongandprosper

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Lordy it's late! I'd better go to bed, wouldn't want to get tired and say anything really stupid.

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Sorry my State of the Union address was so short. I didn't want to waste anyone's time.

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Hello friends great and small! I know it's been a while since I tweeted. I was taking a social media break. Just didn't have much to say y'know?

Anyway, I'm ready to be president again. I haven't read the news for the past 9 years so WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

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I want to say thank you to the all the people who spontaneously threw the #MilitaryParade in my honor, at no cost to the taxpayers.

Special shoutout to the brave vets who traveled so far to be there. I know how difficult it must have been for you.

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Heck, I don't even remember the last time I went golfing. Just remembered that Ivanka borrowed my clubs the week before the inauguration. Hasn't brought them back yet.

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Apologies for my long absence. I've been so busy with my many responsibilities as President, I'm afraid I haven't had much time to update my social media at all.

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@el_zoof @MADMIKEHUGHES As leader of the gubmint, I am injured by the suggestion we would assassinate someone just for debunking a massive, critical to national security conspiracy.

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@artinstitutechi Happy to donate painting to #ArtInstituteofChicago. Renoir painted it for me. Great guy. Museum's was fake. Sad!

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America, we know what we have to do. Thanks to #NRA for their help developing the plan. It's time to ban guns.

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My thoughts and those of the nation's are with dear citizens of #PuertoRico.

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Rest in peace #HughHefner. Your passion for animal rights will be missed.

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This #TakeAKnee stuff has gone TOO FAR! Anyone who brings a crowbar onto the field should be fired. Of course that's just IMHO.

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#AHSCult satirizing modern lefties, clever!

Bit over the top tho: lefthanders = vampires, really? Maybe sasquatches.

But LOVE Sheen in it!

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love to have time to watch NFL but still working on discussions on how to send aid to Mexico #teardownthewall - will pay myself if necessary

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Colin Kaepernick's Nobel Peace Prize 100% deserved. Could not have ended police brutality myself. Congrats @Kaepernick7!

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Hurricanes DESTROYING our south coast, yet partisan politicians would rather deport left handers. SAD. #BuildTheWall #LeftforDead

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I'm proud to support all our #Dreamers. Freddy must be stopped.

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Congress won't fund wall. Bad!

Wall would cover entire south coast, provide 100% storm protection. Science approved!

#BuildTheWall

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Sympathies to those struck by Hurricane Harriet. Channeling money from military to disaster relief has saved countless! #Drones4FEMA

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To heck with racists & their racist violence in #charlottesville. Pardon the unpresidential language, but this is top notch bullshit!

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Sent reconstruction team to White House. It's a real dump. But we will rebuild!! Radiation almost at livable levels! #RebuildDC