Evil Radishes

RADISHES WILL DESTROY HUMANITY!
RADISHES ARE PLOTTING AGAINST YOU ALL!

#funny #parody #vegetable #veganbastards
(parody)

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@blueastronaut1
WE
ARE
BACK!

THOUGHT THE MAGNIFICENT HERRING HAD TRIUMPHED?
NAY! WE WERE ONLY GATHERING STRENGTH IN OUR EVIL POLYTUNNEL!

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

RADISHES STILL WANT TO DESTROY HUMANITY

BUT MIGHT SHARE MULCH WITH PARSNIPS https://t.co/JDJ9o7ttmO

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

TODAY IS #WORLDKINDNESSDAY. BEETHAM ONLY DESTROY HALF OF MANCHESTER. GRRRRRR.

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

SHE STILL DROPPING HINT ABOUT SAME CRAPPY BANGLES 6 MONTHS LATER

GIRL HE AINT LISTENING

OR HE DONT EXIST

OR YOU STOP PRETENDING YOU WANT THIS CRAP FOR AD REVENUE. YOU SO TRANSPARENT YOU COULD BE USED AS A CLOCHE

(Wonders if constantly showing a pic of polytunnel will work) https://t.co/44lqebYq17

[leah thoma @BEFlTMOTlVATION]

If my man got me this 😭😍❤️

*Drops hint https://t.co/gCBqLuEeOz

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

GRRRRRADISHES
WE RADISHES ARENT SURE WHETHER TO BE PLEASED (FOLLOWERS YO)
OR ...PETURBED

DONT SHOW US YOUR TAPROOT YOU SPOOPY LOON!

#follow #eek

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@moretta_moon @reddy1408 @CrevetteDeBerg GRRRRRADISHES! NO
DRAGONS DO NOT .. THEY EAT HUMANS AND @montezumas CHOCOLATES

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

REASON 34552.76 TO DESTROY HUMANITY

FUCKING FIT WATER?

NEW! WATER WITH A BIT OF SALT .. CALORIE FREE!

GO HOME @LucozadeSport YOURE DRUNK (POSSIBLY ON YOUR RANK TASTING WATER)

(not pouring this on the mulch, ugh glad the minion got it free)

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@blueastronaut1 GRRRRRADISHES
SALADS
HUMANS
HERRING

ALL BAD NO GOOD TERRIBLE RUBBISH

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@moretta_moon LOVE OUR MINIONS
MORE EUCALYPTUS FOR YOU

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

DESTROYDESTROY

AH ME, THE SOUND OF HUMANS GASPING AT THE BITTER BITE OF OUR CRISP FLESH

THE RADISH RED RASH FROM OUR ITCHY LEAVES

TIS THERE OUGHT SWEETER A SOUND TO THE RADISHES EAR

THAN THE SOUND OF SUFFERING, HUMAN FEAR?

...
RADISHES ENJOY #POETRY

AND DESTROYING

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

REASON TO DESTROY HUMANITY NUMBER 32345.8
WHAT THE? OUR TAPROOTS ARE ITCHY JUST LOOKING AT THIS ABOMINATION

(Snuggles into the mulch for comfort)

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@moretta_moon @reddy1408 @CrevetteDeBerg RADISHES REMOVE TWENTY FOUR HUMAN FEET GRRRRRADISHES!

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@moretta_moon MANKIND INDEED MODIFIED THE CARROT
TWAS NOT ALWAYS ORANGE
WHY MUST HUMANS OBSESSIVELY MAKE THEMSELVES AND EVERYTHING ELSE, ORANGE?
APART FROM LEMONS, WHICH HUMANS CREATED AND MADE YELLOW

MEDDLESOME HUMANS! DESTROY!!!

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

WRONG
TIS RADISHES THAT WILL END THE WORLD OF MEN

AND BRING ON A NEW ORDER OF VEGETATION AND WONDER

#DESTROY
#DESTROY
#DESTROY

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

RESPLENDENT ARE THE ROOBS OF THE RADISH SPIRIT

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@CrevetteDeBerg IN A WAY
THAT IS THE SPIRIT OF ALL RADISHES DESTROYED BY HUMANS

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

FUCKING TWITTER
FUCKING LET US EDIT!
GOT SHAKY LEAVES AND DELETED PIC BEFORE HITTING POST
AGH
ANYWAY
HERE IT IS

(Adds twitter to list)

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

REASON TO DESTROY HUMANITY NO 16424-88

THIS IS APPARENTLY ART

FUNNY, GOT A FEW THINGS LIKE THIS IN THE TOPSOIL

WONDER IF WORTH OWT?
#ART

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@blueastronaut1 YES
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SHITPILE WARM AND MOIST

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

@monkeypigs PROBABLY POISONED
CHEMISTS ALL EVIL
YOU NOT SEE BAKING BREAD OR WTV WAS CALL?

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

RADISHES WANT
HUMAN RACE DESTROYED (APART FROM HONORARY RADISH MINIONS INC SEAN BEAN AND SIMPLY RED)

SEAN BEAN CALENDAR

MULCH

BACARDI https://t.co/JCVod3xJ41

[ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham]

ALL ME WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TOTAL NUCLEAR DESTRUCT (AND SPROUTS MADE OF BOULDER).

[Evil Radishes @EvilRadishes]

OUR MINIONS
ARE BADASS COOL BITCHES
NOT LIKE THOSE YELLOW SUPPOSITORIES LOOKING THINGS THAT TALK GIBBERISH

HONORARY RADISH TO YOU! https://t.co/SklGUZDGX0

[dSavannah = #disabled #MEep (#pwME) @dSavannahCreate]

@EvilRadishes @moretta_moon @CrevetteDeBerg @JulesLia1 @WilburNewsflash @MiloJames2 @keithmarks5 @Bunny__Scout @BhhBurns @slug_soup @lovejoyblackwo1 Your minions are still here to serve you. *bows*