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[Matt @EvilRobotMe]

@BBCNews I love that she's saying people who earn over £100k work harder than those on minimum wage. Classic Tory.

[Matt @EvilRobotMe]

@BBCNews here with an article about online spoilers ruining gigs for people, then doing exactly that in their related stories list at the bottom of that same article. 🤦🏻

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@rickygervais @hartleysfruit please make this a real thing!

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@HMRCcustomers I am incredibly sick and tired of my tax free childcare payment failing, even though the money is in the tax free childcare account when I check.
How is it so hard for you to manage to do?
Every single month I end up doing it as a one off payment.

[Matt @EvilRobotMe]

@Fr33Chas3r I believe the collective noun is a D'Artagnan

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@NBALPSupport Still happening!
I would have thought this was something they'd fix in a hurry, but apparently not.

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@NBALPSupport Spoilers off, yet it's still showing who is in/out of the cup.
Come on, this is basic stuff.
You raised the prices by 30% this season and yet still it's a tinpot app full of mistakes and poorly edited games

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@grok generate a photorealistic image of an advert for a mens fragrance called 'Musk' with the tag line 'Made with the finest cringe and divorce rage'

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Literally none of this basic information is correct from Grok. There was no such game yesterday, with no such result. Let's put it in charge of US air traffic control, yeah?
#GrokFail

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And then do it again two weeks later!
Wow. Staggering ineptitude.

[Matt @EvilRobotMe]

@TfL Thanks so much for the absolute fuck you to all fans trying to get to the Chelsea Vs Liverpool game. Please pass on my congratulations to the decision makers on this for their cunts of the year award.
42k people trying to get to/from an event? Let's sever all transport links

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@sainsburys we had a delivery on Thursday and we've just noticed we were delivered a gammon joint with a use by date of 29th September.

[Matt @EvilRobotMe]

@computermuseum I bought Space Harrier and Super Choplifter. Golden Axe was hard to get around my area so I had to wait a couple of weeks.
Both those games were crap.

[Matt @EvilRobotMe]

@NME It's not rocket science.
They did a June festival for the first time this year, so the grass was already fucked and never had a chance to recover before APE. The result was a horrific dust bowl.
This is what happens when you milk a park to within an inch of it's life.

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@TheOscarRace @TheBatHome Senna?

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@sainsburys we had a delivery yesterday and have noticed that a soup has got a crack in the pot and has been leaking.

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@aardman WHY IS THIS EPISODE NOT CALLED 'QUANTUM SHEEP'??!!

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@bluelightcard The link on the boosted Expedia saving isn't working. I submitted a CS ticket about it yesterday but haven't had a response and I really would like to make a booking using that code tonight.
Can you please fix?

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@cathats @LozzaFox Yeah they love sex offenders over there, it's a perquisite of being in Trump's inner circle.

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@LozzaFox On the upside, being a registered sex offender is a fast track into Trump's inner circle.