Sam Thomas

SDSU, San Diego Padres 84 bandwagon jumper, Seattle Seahawks 76 bandwagon jumper. Lifelong Kraken fan. The Overton Window has shifted way more than my politics.

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@GrahamAllen Cunts. Every time I open this app it’s more cunts.

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@KennethRWebster Oh look, the maga cunts showed up right on time.

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@FBIDDBongino You’re a fascist and you work for a fascist administration

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@ContraPoints Took me a second or two longer than it should have to get it.

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@FBIDDBongino The rock throwers are patriots.

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@catturd2 Does trump charge you rent to live in his colon?

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@PabloTorre @BillSimmons @pablofindsout FFS it's just entertainment.

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@AlisonL You are the best.

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@TakeABow_Son @caroljsroth Do you drive a Cybertruck?

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@JasonTodd_777 @bjoewolf There was a trial and appeal and everything.

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@Jaamennn @MAGACult2 Why are there no animal accountants?

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@cb_doge Is “fuck off and die” one or two messages?

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@RyanPatrick1991 “Literally every movie”
Names zero movies.

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@RepKeithAmmon Go fuck yourself

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@herotransform8n @bonchieredstate Because sometimes it’s nice to have an extended family under one roof for a vacation.

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@TheScoopUS @bennyjohnson So we'd have one state that is larger than the other 50 combined?

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@holixay @JohnFugelsang Springsteen’s tour has grossed over $600 million. Sure, “not really relevant “.

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@TheQuietPartPod @acnewsitics We have. They say it's not happening.

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@bryan_johnson @DrNeilStone You don't look a day over 46 1/2.

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@covingtonjgs @BreakingNews4X Can’t wait for one of these fake agents to take a baseball bat to the face.