Chris Gable

Observe God's Mistake...

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Why are pinned tweets so stupid and pointless?

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@bbasilpup They had to compare their fictional waifu to a drawing of Rhea cause they know the real thing is smoking.

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@MayoIsSpicyy Maybe not the first, but the second happened days after he was practically yelling "I got shot for America" in a debate he was losing. I told someone that I'd bet there would be another assassination attempt before the election as a joke, and it wasn't even a week, sounds sus.

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The reviews from my coworkers are in, and apparently I'm "a nice guy" and "very funny," but I'm "very weird" and "there's something wrong with me."

Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.

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Llama Chase was 9 years ago today, and it was the last time the need reported something that made me happy...

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I got the nicest Christmas card of all time. (I've been selected for jury duty.)

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@mirnicolette Rest in Piss, it obviously went to shit without us (the best workers)

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@mirnicolette December is Christmas and Christmas is December. In fact, Christmas starts on November 1st. So you at least didn't do it in October.

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Doro covering Total Eclipse of the Heart with Rob Halford kicks so much ass that Halford made both the Amish look and light up rave gloves cool

https://t.co/KExEjTx960

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Never change, Grace Slick.

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@HeroShack @KadyMuhammad1 To be fair, Slick probably could get ahold of that MK Ultra shit the CIA was passing out back then rather than whatever they were selling behind the bleachers in the days of heroin being the trendy drug.

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Happy 84th Birthday to Grace Slick, vocalist for Jefferson Airplane/Starship, best known for songs like "Somebody To Love" and "White Rabbit."

May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.

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@KadyMuhammad1 @HeroShack She sure has :)

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@jonwurster Do you think I can some worker's comp if I'm out with long term Trump Derangement Syndrome?

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Sean Ross Sapp (Fightful) was given permission to reveal that Bray Wyatt got COVID that exacerbated a heart issue.

He suffered a heart attack. #RIPBrayWyatt

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St. Anger might not be a good album, but it's the album that was loud enough to help me find a lost earbud

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Losing Terry Funk is tragic but holy shit, I can't believe Bray Wyatt is dead at 36

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@KaseStewart "No it's not water. Have some 'God's Tears.'"

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I'm going to quit my job and sell bottled water under the name "Earth Juice."

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@Eve6 I guess without the Fox News paycheck, he can't afford to buy it onto the bestseller list and then pass copies l out to all the interns.