Evy Olsen

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

@im_an_adult1 Bluejays suck

[charlie @chunkbardey]

doing dry january except for whenever im in the mood for a drink

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

@MarissMichelle @chandannn___ Omg I miss you!! ❤️❤️

[charlie @chunkbardey]

PLEASE stop posting about your accomplishments unless i have the same ones otherwise it can make me feel BAD!!!!!!!! i seriously shouldn’t even have to say that

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

my dentist won’t stop texting me

[Abbie Petersen @AbbiePetersen]

Hey Omaha!
So proud to finally announce I will be working as a reporter for Omaha’s News Leader, KETV NewsWatch 7! Anyone who knows me, knows this has been my dream job since I was a little girl. Could not be more excited to join the KETV team 💙💙💙

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

@katiemlemke The perfect first dance

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

*me in 2009 & 2021* UM have you heard Love Story yet?! It’s sooo good!!

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

@im_an_adult1 That’s a bad angle

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

@im_an_adult1 He is

[itty (self diagnosed hater) @ittybittywhore]

Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files bc it’s boring

[charlie @chunkbardey]

reading my spotify list being like omg wait i love these songs

[Evy Olsen @Evy_Olsen]

As if things couldn’t get any worse Trap Queen was my #3 top song of 2020

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

BREAKING: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson endorses wearing the tightest shirt of all time

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

might fuck around and have my daily crisis

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas

[. @SuiNeltwork]

just closed a deal with sprite to fill splash mountain with sprite

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we have added a 90ft drop to its a small world

[ethan e @JetiJig]

Worst haircut ever @GreatClips never going back there employees who were to busy trying to finish quick and clockout