itty (self diagnosed hater)

[itty (self diagnosed hater) @ittybittywhore]

Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files bc it’s boring

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes

[kim @KimmyMonte]

RIP jesus. you would have loved birkenstocks

[Tallow Twins | Skincare @Tallowtwins]

Bless those little angels.

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

Girl just get fat

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Imagine you tried the rock sauce and it was nothing like a zip sauce.

[alex @alex_abads]

when a customer puts casino butter directly on the stone

[ً @prinkasusa]

Women
- are 51% of the population
- but 60% of the poor
- and 83% of single parents
- doing 66% of the work
- producing 50% of the food
- but earn just 11% of the pay
- and own only 20% of the land.
- All while giving birth to 100% of the population.

In case you wondered why we still need feminism.

[Ramiya ; Queen of New York @miyanation]

I was so drunk getting crab legs with my goddaughter yesterday why was I doing this 😭😭

[air-filled (concept) @doritoshape]

no they can’t

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

every time a beautiful woman embraces her beautiful nose, an angel gains its wings

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

100% pure class. Our First Lady

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Dude you have to try this local sandwich shop. The bread is so sharp your mouth will bleed. You’ll love it.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[` @chixxsays]

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[🎞Katy🎞 @peachblobbu]

Thank god I'm flat. I'm contributing to male lifespan shortening

[PsicoPapi @Scomparin_Pedro]

Todo mundo quer ir pro céu mas ninguém quer morrer

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

almost broke my fingers blocking this man