Ewan Harris

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

@elseanawy Is it investigative journalism to “join” Spencer to get in that WhatsApp?

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

@FootballCliches Tricky one early doors on a Camberwell hand dryer, no obvious senior fixtures for Millwall or Palace vs Feyenoord 🤔

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

@WesNSpearman Hey Wes, would you please drop me a follow so I can dm. Cheers!

[Charlie @nulabyaoi]

‘Nothing to do 6%’ greatest country in the world

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Femi and Lucy Connolly being on the same train adds a really interesting layer to the trolley problem

[FPLScofield @FPLScofield]

For all those lads that have practiced their shadow batting in a nightclub, it’s well worth it if you’ve got Nepal away coming up

[Josh! @McNolf]

@christiancalgie even if they offered compensation how would the WASPI women know about it

[frank_morrish @frank_morrish]

I really rate that Bethell, 22 years of age, has rocked up to Aus on a lads’ holiday, got absolutely trousered with his older mates whilst they have a shocker at work, pulled a few Australian Shelias, hooned through a few Lost Marys, and has a 100% win record in away Ashes tests

[Tom Canham 🏳️‍🌈 @tcanham459]

How they can claim they're entitled to compensation when they ignored

- Extensive public discourse
- Extensive news coverage
- Repeated Parliamentary debates
- WRITTEN NOTIFICATION SENT TO THEM

is utterly beyond me

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Yer auld fella after using Fabrizio Romano's BoohooMan discount code

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @NickMiller79 Willy Wonka's thoughts on Chelsea Fulham are surely a must

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

@KierDoyle And you take that as a better/worse than average metric rather than a N xG contributions total number? Surely "than average" moves BuLi vs PL?

[Gilly Clarke @GillyClarke25]

Won’t be much use if he turns up at Goodison

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

that’s clearly a woman

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

Zak Crawley is my new Tanguy Ndombele. You can throw any evidence that you want at me, I really really don't care. All I care about is watching him play, and how it makes me feel.

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

Thanks for the memories Joao 🤝

[// @aggzzx]

Using Homecoming on the announcement of a former loan player you've only signed to enable the sale of an actual homegrown player is a new low

[Ewan Harris @EwanHarris]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Scottie Scheffler has his golf ball on an "absolute piece of string" at 01:10 here. Great to blend two clichés together

https://t.co/uRgZQfQ7xE