Azore

I'm pretty sure I'm the only Azore Khan in the whole world.

[natalie @nataliestwt]

ate ice cream for lunch while my roommate went for a run

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

I didn’t used to think advertising worked on me, but the World Cup has made me want to buy some crude oil from Saudi Aramco

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Messi Satoru sees Ronaldo again after the Congo game

[فُرات 🇮🇶 @jiminbas]

يمه 😭😭😭😭😭

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[SOSA‼️ @ChieefSosa300]

Voilà comment mes parents me voient

[🕊️ @Dr0P1loT]

International footy is funny cuz that Argentina midfield is getting belt to ass at club level

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“And there’s the perfect opportunity for Ronaldo at the near post”

[ash @tripnf4ll]

i don’t workout for 2 days and suddenly i’m chopped and useless

[pipojen𓅪🇮🇶 @piposarujen]

HAALAND IS LIKE THE SIZE OF 2 IRAQIS MAN

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

POV: Iraqi player 0.5 seconds before Erling Haaland runs straight through him like a speeding tank.

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

type of shit big show was doing to rey mysterio in 2003

[Shaan @Shanu_alt]

Hinge match randomly asked about my dating history in the middle of our conversation

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

the aerodynamics of a guinea pig if anyone cares

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store