Elaine 2.0

Cringe but free

[ale is seeing dnp ⋆˚࿔ @trinketsdnp]

a klaine magazine signed by dan and phil in 2026.

[derek @derpo377]

*Chris Hansen walking in on Qui-Gon Jinn and the Jedi Council* I'm with Dateline NBC and it says here in this transcript you... purchased a 9 year old slave boy? Would you like to take a seat?

[deer encounters 🦌 @DeerEncounters]

bwanket

[count zoloft @asouealbert]

As an elder gleek who was there when the first slushie was thrown, I support more musicals on television. I love glee. I’ll always love glee. I just cannot imagine a gluniverse without Santana Lopez. That’s the hard part for me.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the funk engine’s coming, and brother, get off the tracks

[Goldie (but spooky 🦇) @lumonglow]

Chemistry so insane they got together in real life

[Fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

but, what should we call the song?
-the B52s, first draft

[Bar :)! @Brenda_p0p]

Rest in peace, Duncan Sheik. The world has lost a profound talent whose beautiful music and groundbreaking work in theater redefined storytelling on Broadway. Your brilliant artistry will always continue to inspire us. 🤍

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

dunk with his evil labubu

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.

[vak varjúcska @ametisztpatkany]

they said jesus would come back but noone would recognize him

[CNN @CNN]

Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama, famous for covering her colorful installation designs with polka dots, has died at 97. https://t.co/mJY4tG8Fnc

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

alexa. sweet transvestite. loud enough to kill

[𝐋𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬 🗡️ @bl4ck_maria]

Devastating 24 hours for the LGBTQ+ community

[💬noelle @linzerkisser]

their last names matching will never not be the cutest thing ever

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Dolly Parton dead but all the genocidal warmongering psychopaths in power are somehow still kicking

[veronica lodge chart updates @livaldovinos]

I know how you feel England I lost my queen too