I got out of bed for this?

Reality check: Silly rabbit, you're not as sexy, smart, funny, original, tall or as well hung as you might think; leave the big thoughts for adults.

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@LittleMissLizz In the Venn Diagram of life there are three types of people-wolves, sheep and sheepdogs. Wolves eat sheep. Sheep eat grass and bleat about being eaten. Sheepdogs do what they can to protect the flock. Every day you get to choose which group you're in. -Avowed Sheepdog.

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@TheRickWilson @realDonaldTrump Rick, pretty sure you'll piss yourself when they put a noose around your neck.

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@realphilhendrie Do you even remember having balls?

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@JoannCombs4720 @PiperK Is that a dude?

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@onorma_ Belt/heels don't match

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@itsmiss_eve A crabby old pitbull...with a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...did I mention humble?

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@IfindRetards Dirty sex talk: Oh Tippy! You're so licky!

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@SoCalEdgyGal You're preaching to the choir sister, and those trying to end America understand this just as well and have hijacked porn in this effort. Research shows that the largest growing segment of porn is the cuckold/BNWO/snow bunny/destruction of the white male segment. It's horrifying.

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@atticusbuck What's the Kool-Aid taste like? Is this a retirement hustle?

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@JustJumah8 You'll get used to it, lol

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@princess_manvii 6 years

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@saniyafatma1278 Yeah, you're a liar who can't do math.

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@DrRitaDed I'm a bigot? You're a delusional, narcissistic beta. The cognitive dissonance must be astounding.

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@gguworld Kinda think my algorithm needs more of this. Thx Ä

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@MissRumiBizarre Sock puppet?

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@itsmiss_eve Me

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@trumplicans2024 Oi

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@A10TheHog Talisman, Isis...

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@ojessie__ Women

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@PorcelainVictor Good on you Victoria.

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@Rainmaker1973 I feed my crows dead mice from traps in my shop. In return m, I've been given a 10mm socket, a bottle cap and change.