SaraElizabeth

I’m emotionally available the way abandoned malls are technically still open

[SaraElizabeth @ExaspSighOhMy]

“While I may currently harbor a deplorable lack of manners I have never been thusly accused of an inability to articulate a thought when it is required of me. More to the exact opposite. And unless you prefer that I verbalize my prose in such a manner, learn to embrace”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t have braincells i just have these guys

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ms. Rachel blasts Republican Christian hypocrisy: “Let’s be a more Christian nation and take away SNAP benefits. Let’s be a more Christian nation and put our neighbors and put the strangers in detention centers. Let’s make more and more money and not help others and let’s deny people’s healthcare. But the SNAP thing, that just breaks me. You’re gonna complain about a child having enough food?”

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Remembering lovely Jim Henson, born today in 1936.
"My ambition was always to make a difference. To leave the world a little better for having been here."

[Jonathan Cage @YourDudeJCage]

Bob Ross would be massively disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.

[Amina @yeahshewrites]

Not only is it an insane accomplishment, it’s also a modern one. It was never society’s plan for us to live AND sustain independently.

So pls cut yourself some slack, you’re beating historical odds women before us fought and died for!

[bonky @shesbonky]

ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

First day of fall

[🦢 @loungingmee]

As a woman I am extremely aware the only reason I have rights is because women before me got mouthy, organized, and made herself inconvenient. Thats why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors

[crplaisir🫧 @taddymole91]

A reminder for the girls: living alone in a world built for 2 incomes is actually an insane accomplishment.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This photo is the reason women cover their drinks

[Colin Landforce 🛠 @landforce]

Hardest clip of all time

[cat of the day @catoftoday]

Blessing your feed with kodkod ♥️

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

The government of Greenland and the Danish Prime Minister’s office have released a joint statement on an agreement with the United States.

Unsurprisingly, the statement does not match the sweeping nature of Trump’s post on Truth Social.

Denmark and Greenland are saying they expect to sign a new security agreement with the United States at the UN next week.

They say it will strengthen the Arctic and North Atlantic, while preserving Danish sovereignty and Greenland’s right to self-determination.

The agreement also has to go through parliament before it takes effect.

I don’t have any insight how that will be received but we do know that President Trump’s approval rating amongst the Danish is 4% (four percent).

Trump is describing that same agreement in much more sweeping terms, saying it gives the USA permanent control over Greenland’s security, the power to block adversaries from establishing military bases or making sensitive investments there, and the ability to build a major US military presence.

[el gato malo @boriquagato]

"i am not enthusiastic about you discovering me."

[cat of the day @catoftoday]

Here’s another video