Andrew R

Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@brian_bilston I'm not much of a poet, but here's a short one on my own pet-hate about Powerpoint presentations...

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@samtiley @MysteriosoX Hope it helps. Give me a shout if you need any help with it. I'll try to remember to check-in here every so often.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@MysteriosoX @samtiley Not sure if I'm on the right track, but I created a sheet of companies and systems they used, then created a second sheet that calculates the percentage match between each company, based on systems they both use/don't use.

Then I added conditional formatting to show the closest.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@MysteriosoX @adrianfclarke @CARmagazine I had a Corrado VR6 as a company car in the late 90s and one of my colleagues had the Golf VR6. I was never that impressed the Corrado, and the Golf was significantly worse.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

Morning.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@forwardnotback And the government should have someone on the @HMRCgovuk account like every one.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@AndyGilder I was and I did, and forever more I shall be known as "forklift".

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

This is a brilliant show, and you should go and see it if you get the chance. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian enjoying themselves so much in a set.

And I'm not just saying that because he threw me 4 free bags of crisps.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@FunkadelicHorse @QuarkQuent "Must try that again sometime."

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@FunkadelicHorse @QuarkQuent I haven't kept count, as such, but I can still remember both their names.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@obsolete__units @CharlotteCGill The prophesy has come to pass!

[Nina Paley @ninapaley]

"This Land Is Mine", by me 12 years ago.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@DanielTSaySay @Shiv_who_burns @ToddCoxeter @twlldun The Kingdom of Northumbria shall rise again!

Then you'll be sorry.

Also, can we borrow your internet?

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

Expect to see a lot of rallying against this stupid line of argument from exactly the same people who’ve spent a decade claiming men in dresses are an oppressed minority.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@MsLMG79 @mrdavidwhitley Can confirm that every schoolchild in the North-East has been to Beamish and they all have the exact same three memories:

1. Going down a mine*
2. Going on a tram
3. Going to the sweetshop

*Killhope Lead Mining Museum has a better mine, but it's in the middle of fucking nowhere

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@fourfoot Although it's rather anachronistic now, The Smoking Room is one of my favourite comedies. A sitcom with just a single location has to be really character-focused, and that pays off big-time, especially with the heart-breaking conclusion of Robin's (Robert Webb) story arc.

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

@MsLMG79 Normally I'd go with aniseed balls, liquorice torpedoes, or foam bananas, but now that I've spotted the flying saucers I do quite fancy them.